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Philosopher King posted:

I'm going on a trip tomorrow. Unfortunately my local bookstores did not have Snow Crash, Alas Babylon, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, or Jennifer Government. So I am down to either World War Z or I am America and so can you, or anything else anyone might like to recommend.

If you have not read World War Z, definitely grab that. It's a must read. You may want to pick up another book as you will burn through the 300 some odd pages FAST. It's not that it's short, but it's just THAT good.

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King Plum the Nth posted:

What makes or breaks an audiobook for me is less the book but the grandma grandson sex videos performance. Fueled by my recent infatuation by the Dexter books, I tried to listen to them as audibooks but found I couldn't because they aren't read by Michael C. Hall. I am opposed to abridgments but my own new recommendation is, actually and abridgment.

Just bumping this thread because I've been really getting into audiobooks recently and I agree with this 100%. Whether or not I listen to an audiobook often depends on who the reader is and whether there is anything noteworthy about their reading. I would read free porn manga kill to hear Michael C. Hall read Dexter, because it would be a great 'bridge' between the books and the series.

On that note, I'm currently really enjoying Brideshead Revisited as read by Jeremy Irons. I don't know how many here are at all interested in Evelyn Waugh's books, but Irons' performance was one of the (many) things I loved about the original 1981 miniseries...and it's also quite funny to hear him doing Anthony Blanche's lines.

Roybot posted:

I haven't listened to any audiobooks in years, but Lolita read by Jeremy Irons is pretty awesome.

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I just listened to A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess.

The voice actor was in the Pirates of the Carribean movies, and I'm pretty sure he did nearly every single voice for the video game 'Fable', good stuff.

It's like, whenever he does a character's voice, his voice is just the snarky protagonist imitating that character.

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Agile Sumo posted:

World War Z

The book lends itself perfectly to the audio book format. It is basically a collection of interviews following the war. There are different voice actors for each interview.


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I just recently got into audiobooks. They're great for the morning/evening commute. Makes being stuck in traffic much more tolerable.

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I started free xxx porn young The Road, and I'm almost done it. I wanted to "read" the book before the movie was released. It's really depressing, but I don't mind.

I also have wonder woman sex porn Fight Club queued up, and also Isaac Asimov's sharon reed nude photo Foundation trilogy.

I've downloaded a few other Asimov audiobooks and I've been really disappointed in the quality of the audio. I guess they were ripped from old cassette tapes and never remastered. Apparently, though, the Foundation trilogy has been re-released so it sounds really good from what I can tell, just skimming through it.

I personally can't stand ones that are dramatized. I got a LOTR one and deleted it immediately. Another book I own but could never get around to finish reading was sex with hot chicks The Dispossessed, but the audiobook version was also dramatized. Ugh.

I plan on getting some William Gibson books next. God drat, it's way more fun to listen to audiobooks in your car rather than music.

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Man, I'm happy to see this thread crack the first page again; I have an unholy love for audiobooks.

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Finishing Bunny I moved on to Michael Chabon's plus size lingerie sex Gentlemen of the Road. It's a quick, fun, smart read on its own but the audio book has the benefit of being read by Andre Braugher whose voice is liquid; it pours into your ears, carrying the fine prose along with it, and makes you warm and happy from the brain out.

I was enjoying the book as it was but the audio is brilliant accompaniment. It's cheap-ish too! Only about $15 from iTunes.

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As mentioned earlier, it's well worth listening to bollywood actress nude picture Neil Gaiman's novels and stories on audiobook format, especially when the author is reading them. Have a hunt for his reading of nude asian import models fragile things if you're new to him.

While much of it is difficult to find, I'd also recommend looking for sexy lesbians eating pussy Christopher Brookmyre's work in audio format, if for no other reason than to hear the Glaswegian vernacular, which loses a little something when transcribed to the page. It also hightens his humour a fair bit.

hot sex hidden cam Richard Dawkins is a good reader of his own material, and it becomes much clearer when he is exercising his dry wit as he says things aloud, something that can sometimes be lost in writing as delibarate offensiveness (especially in the case of The God Delusion). He reading of nude pics natalie portman On the Origin of Species is also masterful.

I was glad to be introduced to japanese lesbian porn pictures Kurt Vonnegut's work via audiobook, in Stanly Tucci's reading of drew barrymore nude ass Breakfast of Champions, the laconic and detached manner of which perfectly suited the tone of the prose.

Finally, nothing so far has supassed Wayne June's harboiled tones in his readings of sexy black women porn H.P. Lovecraft. The matter of fact intonation belied an undercurrent of threat, which was wisely left isolated after being spoiled by corny audio effects and music in the earlier volumes of his audiobooks. That said, his voice still managed to elevate them to brilliant effect.

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I just listened to A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess.


I think I have that version. It's a horrorshow book to slooshy, what with all the Nadsat slovos and all that cal.

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Nov 7, 2005


Glad this thread is here I used to really think Audiobooks were sort of "handicapped man's novel" for those too thick or too easily distracted to handle a novel (it probably doesn't help that one of my cousins is actually mentally inhibited and as such relies on audiobooks to get through novels), but it's now come to my attention really just how much time I could be spending hearing fiction when I can't actually be holding a novel as easily. Exercising, working, driving, that sort of thing.

I will probably be checking out several of the audiobooks mentioned in here in the future!

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For all of you people bitching that mature home sex tube The Wheel of Time is too long/too hard to read, (because of all the skirt-smoothing, etc.,) I find that the audiobooks by Michel Kramer and Kate Reading are an easy way to enjoy the books (not to mention figuring out how to pronounce some of the names in those book).

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Nosy_G posted:

For all of you people bitching that naked teens spring break The Wheel of Time is too long/too hard to read, (because of all the skirt-smoothing, etc.,) I find that the audiobooks by Michel Kramer and Kate Reading are an easy way to enjoy the books (not to mention figuring out how to pronounce some of the names in those book).

Anyone complaining that TWoT is too hard to read has never picked up the War of Light and Shadow series by Janny Wurts.

Not sure if I've mentioned them before or not, but I'm really loving the Dresden Files audiobooks as read by James Marsters (Spike from Buffy) - his voice really suits Harry Dresden well.

I tried the first Sookie Stackhouse audiobook narrated by Johanna Parker and couldn't really get into it - I don't know whether it was her voice or just the accent she put on for it, but it really just started grating on me after a while.

If you are a fan of How I Met Your Mother, then its pretty much a must to pick up the audio version of The Bro Code - its read by Neil Patrick Harris and is a good way to pass a couple of hours.

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John Hodgman's book "More Information Then Required" was recently released, it was a hilarious book to read, but I found it a little tough to get through.

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Oh god, I've been waiting for it to come out in audiobook ever since I finished the first one, "The Areas of My Expertise." Jonathan Coulton singing little songs about the 51 states was amazing, though the hobo names were drawn out a little long. Can't wait to see how this one shapes up!

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I haven't listen to very many audiobooks, but I agree that David Sedaris is amazing in audiobook form.

I also really enjoyed listening to hot pussy in stockings Dreams of My Father written and read by Barack Obama. Unfortunately, it was an abridged version, but I enjoyed listening to him read about his own life. It was also fun to hear the current president do voices (including a Nigerian accent and a more "urban" accent) and even swear.

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Oh god, I've been waiting for it to come out in audiobook ever since I finished the first one, "The Areas of My Expertise." Jonathan Coulton singing little songs about the 51 states was amazing, though the hobo names were drawn out a little long. Can't wait to see how this one shapes up!

I haven't even thought of checking for his other books, I must go do this.

I'm half way through it (listening at work) and there have been a couple times I laughed out loud. real sex magazine 42 "For this next part, wake your children up. Its important. I'll wait...... hello children. Stop fidgeting."

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Also, for those of you on a budget, there are plenty of free audiobooks out there that have taken on the moniker, "podiobooks" that range from really, really bad, to kind of bad but not so much because they're free.

If that interests you, check out Infected, by Scott Sigler.
I would strongly suggest leaving fuel girls nude pics Infected for your last sigler audiobook, unless you're really, really into Fangoria-level grossout horror. That book literally made me squirm, and I lost it after a couple hours when the only character I'd pretty much met so far, was porn pictures of celebrities trying to pull strings of alien fungus/virus/parasite out of his leg arm and nutsack with tweezers, passing out due to the pain again and again. I couldn't listen to it anymore and deleted the entire book.

The rest of Scott Sigler's stuff is far more palatable, although he tends to get pretty ridiculously bombastic with his presentation.. He's got a lot of fans and he panders/showboats for them mercilessly - I tend to fast-forward through the beginning and end of most of his podcasts. A lot of his books are really very good, although the american pie nude pic cow-sharks in one of his story were pretty

MindSet posted:

What about other 'high fantasy' type audiobooks? Stuff similar to A Song of Ice and Fire or Malazan Book of the Fallen? I've got plenty of print handy but I've found myself looking for something to listen to at work recently, and the Malazan series appears to lack an audio version.
I strongly recommend avoiding any fantasy books you can download for free via iTunes, they're nearly all read by authors, who're usually some gravelly-voiced cat lady with no voice-acting skills and a voice that's made for pictures, such as Mur Lafferty etc.

The free "general" fiction (and scifi) stuff you find on iTunes tends to be a lot better and more professionally produced, but some of the fantasy stuff is really painfully bad, and the voice acting doesn't do the mediocre writing any favors.

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I've listened to roughly 15 of the Discworld books, and they are very well done. Nigel Planer does a fantastic job. However, the girl they got to do Equal Rights is horrible. She lacks comedic timing and is just plain boring. I couldn't make it through any of the books she reads. Stephen Briggs does a great job too, just takes a bit to get used to his voices for ones already established by Nigel. It's like when you're young and one of your parents does the voices all wrong.

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So, is Audible everyone's favorite site to download books from? And am I correct in that you only get one a month--or is that one at a time?

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timeandtide posted:

So, is Audible everyone's favorite site to download books from? And am I correct in that you only get one a month--or is that one at a time?

You can buy them with cash (crazy talk) or get one of the subscription plans. For $15/mo you can get 1 book, and for $23/mo you can get two. Which is a shitton cheaper than just buying them as you want them. I recently upped my subscription to the platinum 2 books a month.

I believe that kate winslet nude vid has a promotion if you're a first time subscriber and you go for the platinum plan you get two free books. I'd just do this, and after if you only wanted one book a month just downgrade or cancel.

Edit: You buy them. Even if you cancel/max out your credit card and don't pay, you can still access your books. Though one thing to look out for is to make sure your MP3 player supports audible.

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The General posted:

Though one thing to look out for is to make sure your MP3 player supports audible.
That isn't so much of an issue - it takes a fair bit of fiddling and googling to set it up, but you *can* convert audible files to mp3 fairly painlessly. I use it on my Win7 computer when I want to listen to audiobooks on my old Sony Walkman NW-HD1 - which is what I use on my motorcycle when I don't want to risk my iPhone.

Edit: For other AudioBooks sites, Podiobooks.com has a bunch of free audiobooks, they release them chapter by chapter though, which may or may not be your thing. The quality is very hit and miss too.

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Tornhelm posted:

That isn't so much of an issue - it takes a fair bit of fiddling and googling to set it up, but you *can* convert audible files to mp3 fairly painlessly. I use it on my Win7 computer when I want to listen to audiobooks on my old Sony Walkman NW-HD1 - which is what I use on my motorcycle when I don't want to risk my iPhone.

Edit: For other AudioBooks sites, Podiobooks.com has a bunch of free audiobooks, they release them chapter by chapter though, which may or may not be your thing. The quality is very hit and miss too.

It is a pretty big issue when your laptop can hardly run MSN, firefox and iTunes at the same time. The processing power to turn Audible into MP3 is pretty significant and would mean hours where I couldn't use it. Then there's the issue if your MP3 player sucks (as it probably does if it doens't support Audible) that you end up with 8 hour MP3 files that you can't bookmark or quickly navigate large lengths of time (gently caress you Sansa).

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The General posted:

It is a pretty big issue when your laptop can hardly run MSN, firefox and iTunes at the same time. The processing power to turn Audible into MP3 is pretty significant and would mean hours where I couldn't use it. Then there's the issue if your MP3 player sucks (as it probably does if it doens't support Audible) that you end up with 8 hour MP3 files that you can't bookmark or quickly navigate large lengths of time (gently caress you Sansa).

But you are right, just tossing it out there.

Not really, if your laptop is slow its just an issue of time. On my current PC it took about 5 minutes to convert the latest Wheel of Time and that was 4 parts. Audible files are pretty much just wrapped mp3's anyway so it isn't actually that problematic.

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So I don't list off too many books I have, I'll just go by some of my favorite narrators.

Ian Stuart is amazing, and so very commanding-stuffy british. His reading of John Keegan's intitle index of naked A History of Warfare is good, but what sealed the deal was what he did with Barbara Tuchman's black lesbian picture gallery The Guns of August. My god, that voice.

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Simon Vance does stuff on his own, but also does stuff for Audio Renaissance as well (notably the duke nukem forever nude Dune series they've put out.) In particular, he does a wonderful job on Justin Pollard's naked little anime girls Alexandria: Birthplace of the Modern Mind.

John Curlis is an upbeat-yet-snooty narrator, who works marvels with Anthony Everitt's miss nude black pageant Augustus.

If you're a young whippersnapper and aren't familiar with the BBC's televised version of James Herriot's exploits as a veterinary surgeon, do yourself a favor and go watch them. The narrator of all the audiobooks of these is the actor who played Herriot, Christopher Timothy.

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Tanith posted:

If you're a young whippersnapper and aren't familiar with the BBC's televised version of James Herriot's exploits as a veterinary surgeon, do yourself a favor and go watch them. The narrator of all the audiobooks of these is the actor who played Herriot, Christopher Timothy.

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Dufris is pretty hilarious because he sounds like a complete smartass and does voices. The female voices are across the board hilarious. He reads a lot of SF. Guidall sounds grumpy and I love it.

I hate the reading of:

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Ferrone sounds like a villain from a 1980s cartoon. He would be great in a cast of readers but his voice alone can ruin any audiobook. Gaimain sounds like a stereotypical limp-wristed Hugh Grant fop. I like his writing but don't care for his reading at all.

Scott Brick is totally hit or miss. He reads a lot of books I like but sometimes he tries to convey too much emotion in his reading.

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Really? My first audiobook was (abridged ver.) Neuromancer, and I thought it was read by Gibson himself. Maybe I was mistaken? It had that one band, you know, Bono and the Edge etc. doing part of the musical backdrop -- and in the 80s, they were pretty "cutting edge" I should mention. The reader sounded like a real stoner, but it fit really well. My audio copy remains one of my favorite books, and was sort of like a comfort food to me. I've almost memorized it, I love it so much.

I'm currently listening to "The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire" by Gibbon every other night at the gym. I'm very grateful to Librivox for making that possible, as I might have never taken the plunge and started such a series otherwise. Now I feel like I might have to read the text as well, it's so good.

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I forgot, Librivox has the first three of the immortal classics (cough) of the "John Carter of Mars" series also. For a crash course in pulp and the roots of space opera, it's a must-read. The reader quality is appropriate to the material, and the poor readers often can't handle the vocab, but it's still a great intro to the garish, low-res world that's provided inspiration for the art of Frank Frazetta and Boris Vallejo, not to mention much comparatively literary artists like Leigh Brackett and the whole Star Wars series. The visual scene of Princess Leia, captive to Jabba the Hut, is lifted straight out of the John Carter of Mars series, except her outfit is more skimpy in Burroughs' version.

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(I've yet to read the "Young Junius" stuff, they're based on a character in his other novels who became a much-demanded fan-favorite.)

They're fun and the protagonist is kind of a failed Jason Statham-type action star with all kinds of problems, who ends up getting mixed up with some bad, bad people. They're really fun, wild rides and there's a pretty satisfying character progression throughout the books as the protagonist gets his poo poo together and has it fall apart again from time to time.

Everything's narrated by the author with (sometimes) voicework help from his friends and family (it's almost all of very acceptable quality). The author himself has an easy-to-listen-to voice and you can really hear him getting into his own work.

Also he's got a series of short vignettes named "A Long Way From Disney" which are really poignant cross-sections the life of a boy who grows into a man. They're not told in sequential order but they can sometimes make your heart ache.


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SnakePlissken posted:

Really? My first audiobook was (abridged ver.) Neuromancer, and I thought it was read by Gibson himself. Maybe I was mistaken? It had that one band, you know, Bono and the Edge etc. doing part of the musical backdrop -- and in the 80s, they were pretty "cutting edge" I should mention. The reader sounded like a real stoner,


Yeah, Gibson read the abridged version, and that band you're talking about sounds like one called U2, it might be them maybe.

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Feb 17, 2006

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SaviourX posted:

Yeah, Gibson read the abridged version, and that band you're talking about sounds like one called U2, it might be them maybe.

Sounds like?! Oh, you kids today.

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SaviourX
Sep 29, 2003

The only true Catwoman is Julie Newmar, Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.



I'm 28. I couldn't tell if he was joking or not, so I went with it.

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Well you're just going to have to get over that.

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SaviourX posted:

I'm 28. I couldn't tell if he was joking or not, so I went with it.

Sorry. I couldn't remember the name of the band at the moment. So I was only partly joking. Not a big U2 fan, really.

Thanks for confirming that he read it. Gibson has moments of prose in this novel, like most of them actually, that stand above the entire book, and to hear them in his own voice really does it for me. Better than porn. He has so many faults as a writer I could ridicule him to death, but when finished I still love him as he was a peculiar voice for my generation.

The Gibson posted:

The shuriken had always fascinated
him, steel stars with knife-sharp points. Some were chromed,
others black, others treated with a rainbow surface like oil on
water. But the chrome stars held his gaze. They were mounted
against scarlet ultra suede with nearly invisible loops of nylon
fish line, their centers stamped with dragons or yin yang symbols.
They caught the street's neon and twisted it, and it came
to Case that these were the stars under which he voyaged, his
destiny spelled out in a constellation of cheap chrome.

::Nostalgic Emoticon

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