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Jun 17, 2002

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PBCrunch posted:

Now listening to little kids porn video Daemon by Daniel Suarez read by Jeff Gurner. I am about 20% of the way through and the story is pretty silly and the narration is very film noir. Still on the fence with this one.
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CharlesWillisMaddox posted:

I haven't even thought of checking for his other books, I must go do this.

I'm half way through it (listening at work) and there have been a couple times I laughed out loud. amateur stolen sex videos "For this next part, wake your children up. Its important. I'll wait...... hello children. Stop fidgeting."

Jonathan Coulton also sings little ditties throughout.

I was listening to this with my brother while just starting a 5 hour drive home at night. During the section about portents seeing an owl was mentioned as being especially bad. Directly after this I hit an owl with my loving car. John Hodgman is a wizard.

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Case his huge front teeth, and puffed his cigarette. `You can
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around. He looked down at his hands, turning them over. He
tried to remember what the lines on his palms were like, but
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grinding it out under his heel, `but not many of you can access
it. Artists can, mostly, if they're any good. If you could lay
this construct over the reality, the Finn's place in lower Man-
hattan, you'd see a difference, but maybe not as much as you'd
think. Memory's holographic, for you.' The Finn tugged at
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never done anything about it. People, I mean.' The Finn stepped
forward and canted his streamlined skull to peer up at Case.
`Maybe if you had, I wouldn't be happening.'
`What's that supposed to mean?'
The Finn shrugged. His tattered tweed was too wide across
the shoulders, and didn't quite settle back into position. `I'm
trying to help you, Case.'
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`Because I need you.' The large yellow teeth appeared
again. `And because you need me.'
`Bullshit. Can you read my mind, Finn?' He grimaced.
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print gave you, and you're barely print-literate. I can _access_
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got no idea why I'm here now, you know that? But if the
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Syrinxx posted:

That's next on my Audible list so let us know how it winds up
I finished it today. The story got a lot better, the narration became more appropriate to the subject matter. I recommend this book and I am moving right on to the sequel xxx rated black porn Freedom.

There was a ton of whining on Amazon about Daemon having a crappy ending but I disagree. The ending was just about perfect, the rest of the book just isn't quite what you think it is.

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PBCrunch posted:

I finished it today. The story got a lot better, the narration became more appropriate to the subject matter. I recommend this book and I am moving right on to the sequel family guy naked pic Freedom.

There was a ton of whining on Amazon about Daemon having a crappy ending but I disagree. The ending was just about perfect, the rest of the book just isn't quite what you think it is.

Though there is one extremely amoral character that I really want to see dead in the next book, hopefully close to the beginning.

I was going to grab these, only to find out that they aren't available from Audible if you live in Australia (gently caress you Daniel Suarez!). I've been tempted to cancel my Audible account lately, just because of how many credits are starting to build up in my account from not being able to find fun new things to listen to.

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I was going to grab these, only to find out that they aren't available from Audible if you live in Australia (gently caress you Daniel Suarez!). I've been tempted to cancel my Audible account lately, just because of how many credits are starting to build up in my account from not being able to find fun new things to listen to.
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You sort of have to be really interested in zombie stuff, but if you can get into it, it's a good book. Definitely worth checking out.

It was mentioned on the very first page of the thread. When the thread only has 4 pages, there's really no excuse for not checking before posting.

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Does anyone know of any audiobooks/books-on-tape that were specifically written to be read aloud? (that don't suck)
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Like an audioplay script, or a white booty porn videos novel specifically written to be read aloud? If the former, then there are decades' worth of radio dramas available out there. The latter I'm somewhat doubtful of, save for perhaps an exercise in postmodernism (and/or imitation of catalina cruz porn star Ulysses's "Circe").

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Couldn't agree more. Since posting in this thread I've located an online copy of the text and re-read it again during a night of semi-serious drinking, and I am not only impressed once again at the text; but in consideration of how drat well I know every word of his abridged recording I'm equally impressed at the editorial task of selecting what text to leave in or out, or the act of the abridgement itself. Gibson has a talent for words that's more usually found in a gifted advertising copywriter, and made the right choices throughout, IMO. And I'll put it bluntly: he sounds kinda like a real stoner character you might have met at a video arcade in the 1980s in this recording, which is perfect for the book.

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I just finished this audiobook (my first one), and it was really enjoyable and varied. The voice actors who really stood out to me were Mark Hamill, Henry Rollins, and Eaomann Walker. When I heard John Turturro had a part, I decided to go for the audiobook instead of a hard copy, even though it's abridged. Maybe my expectations for him were too high, but I felt kind of underwhelmed by his delivery. Some of the Asian characters, despite having interesting stories, were brought down by phoned-in, stilted voice acting. I'd recommend the audiobook of two headed girl sex World War Z if you're into this kind of journalism or you really like zombie stuff, but the quality of the voice acting really runs the spectrum from bad to great.

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I vehemently disagree with that statement. I've read japanese hidden cam sex Neuromancer and it was great. I later started the audiobook read by Gibson and it was unlistenable.

I never heard the Gibson version but I just finished the sprawl trilogy read by Jonathan Davis. I think there are three types of audiobook narrators. The kind like Jeremy Irons reading Lolita that make the audiobook better than print, average readers that make it just as good as print, and bad readers that make it worse than the book. Davis falls a little under average if you ask me. He didn't completely ruin it but I think it would have been better actually reading the book.

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I finished The Golden Compass last week. It had a full cast and everything, and I can't recommend it enough. No one droned on and on, I rarely had to go back and listen again due to spacing out, and I was pleasantly surprised that it was, in fact, MUCH better than the movie. I've heard the next two suck, so I won't bother.

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I've just grabbed the Percy Jackson books from Audible to chew up my excess credits, and then I sent an email to cancel my subscription. So far, I'm enjoying the first book (about 1/3 of the way through) but glad I've got rid of the account.

The books are ok I guess (considering the genre and target audience), but the guy who narrates the audiobooks is awful. He has this horrible habit of ending every line of dialogue in an upwards inflection? Which makes it sound like characters are constantly asking questions?

Plus some of the voices he gives minor characters are so annoying they had me constantly gritting my teeth. There's a pegasus in the third book (and all books thereafter) who you'll grow to hate within seconds of his introduction.

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Unlike a lot of YA/fantasy fiction recommended around here, everything does a purpose and is written in a way that doesn't talk down to younger readers or adults. He's blunt with his message, but it's done in a way that so many people take it personally to both ends of the spectrum instead of actually considering the allegory.

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'World War Z' is great to listen to once you've already read the book. I don't really understand the point in abridging it, I can only guess it's because the book has such a large cast that it's to keep costs down. As a result the audiobook sort of lacks a flow, and feels like someone reading an early draft of the proper book before it's been fleshed out.

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