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It's a steampunk/zombie/dirigible novel. Seriously.

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Actually neither of us reads much currently, but we do spend a lot of time listening to the radio and streaming poo poo for our entertainment, so I think audio books might be a good fit for the time being.

Scott Brick. Need I say more? Unfortunately the only audio version I've found is abridged, but it's still worth listening to. It skips over most of Stephenson's huge tangents (PAGES UPON PAGES OF ANCIENT SUMERIAN MYTHOLOGY IN SNOW CRASH I'M LOOKING AT YOU) and is still entertaining.

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I like David Sedaris, can anyone recommend any other good short story audiobooks?

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PBCrunch posted:

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Thanks, I've got Haunted, my fav. is the nightmare box, actually. I'll def. check out Gaiman, Ananzi Boys was a great audiobook.

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colas posted:

Thanks, I've got Haunted, my fav. is the nightmare box, actually. I'll def. check out Gaiman, Ananzi Boys was a great audiobook.

We're going off on a tangent now, but if you enjoyed pissing pussy close up Anansi Boys then you're pretty much obligated to check out Gaiman's dog licks pussy story American Gods. That's where his interpretation of the Anansi character originated, and it's a great book besides. Well done on audio, too - most of Gaiman's work tends to do well when read aloud. big tits porn thumbs The Graveyard Book is also quite good on audio if you're interested in Gaiman's tribute to Kipling's free nude celeb movie The Jungle Book.

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Dufris' comes off as monotone and singularly uninspired in his rendition of Anathem, and I was honestly not that interested in the book. If it were a narrator I already really, really like, I'd have given it a second chance, but I just got bored. Simon Prebble can at least make parts of an hot naked women pictures abridged version of Quicksilver interesting, but it just drags on and on and I eventually lose momentum.

Brick can be smarmy when he wants to, but he really shines at capturing the general cluelessness and normalcy of both generations of the Waterhouse family.

Now Jonathan Davis' reading of Snow Crash is nerdy, smartass and one of the most inspired things I've listened to.

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Since it seems like something I cannot shut up about, you all owe it to yourself to go and find John Telfer's narration of the complete Sherlock Holmes. He is without a doubt the best narrator I have heard who captures Holmes' enthusiasm and airiness and can also switch over in an instant to a skeptical Watson. He is GENIUS.

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Since all of us end up spending entirely too much time in vehicles going one place or another, I highly recommend Barbara Rosenblat's narration of Dorothy Gilman's Mrs. Pollifax series. They are campy fun that's far more dignified than say, Clive Cussler, but are still generally bad books. The narration saves them, and Rosenblat's rendition of an elderly woman turned CIA spy is excellent.

I listen to too many audiobooks.

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Scott Brick annoys the hell out of me most of the time which sucks considering the amount of stuff he has read for audible. After listening to the original 6 Dune novels I had to bore his voice out of my brain with an auger. A year later and I will finally purchase books read by him again but he is definitely not my first choice.

I will listen to anything read by Charlton Griffin and I really enjoyed Roy Dotrice (ASoIaF) and Nigel Planer (Discworld). Listening to the ASoIaF series is quite interesting actually, you can hear Dotrice improve with each novel.

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It is a fantastically written and read piece of literature.

Warning. Don't listen to it on long walks unless you are comfortable giggling a guffawing while in the presence of strangers.

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Happy Hedonist posted:

Scott Brick annoys the hell out of me most of the time which sucks considering the amount of stuff he has read for audible. After listening to the original 6 Dune novels I had to bore his voice out of my brain with an auger. A year later and I will finally purchase books read by him again but he is definitely not my first choice.

I will listen to anything read by Charlton Griffin and I really enjoyed Roy Dotrice (ASoIaF) and Nigel Planer (Discworld). Listening to the ASoIaF series is quite interesting actually, you can hear Dotrice improve with each novel.

Yes a little Scott Brick can go a long way. I did really enjoy his narration of final fantasy 12 naked Spin by Robert Charles Wilson. That story had an emotional end-of-the-world element that was well-served by his style of reading. A non-fiction book like nude hairy pussy women In Defense of Food should not be read the same way.

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I listened to the first Harry Dresden book read by James Marsters. That guy swallows and breathes noisily and sounds tired, so he is a perfect narrator for a detective novel (with magic).

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Yeah, he's awful. It's a shame, because the books themselves are fairly entertaining for what they are. If you're on the lookout for good young adult books, I highly recommend the Artemis Fowl series. The narrator is a lot better than Bernstein, he's great at doing the different voices for the various characters. The books are quite clever and entertaining as well, significantly better than the Percy Jackson series.

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World War Z

The book lends itself perfectly to the audio book format. It is basically a collection of interviews following the war. There are different voice actors for each interview.

I bought this on the multiple recommendations here. It is a pretty fun audiobook. In fact I bet I like it better than I would the print version.

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The Flying Milton posted:

Are there any decent psychology books/lectures on Audible?

What abouts are you looking for? Does behavioral economics count?
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The Flying Milton posted:

Anything to do with an introduction to psychology. I don't care much for pop-psychology or self help books.

I couldn't help you there. I'm pretty heavy into the economics myself but as I mentioned there's alot on it that has to do with human behavior.

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Last night I dl'd "The Lair of the White Worm" by Bram Stoker from Librivox. Also, Kipling's "The Man who Would be King" and the Eddas Volsungasaga, which I'm gathering is more the root or grand-daddy of the Ring cycle, Rheingold, etc. than anything else is. Listened to the first chapter at the gym before my mp3 player goofed on me, but I managed to gather that it's far more bloody and profane than the stories of the Rheingold, the Nibelungen, or the Ring ever were.

Never mentioned it but Altemayer's "The Authoritarians" was great. And I just listened to Al Franken read his own "Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them." I'd love to work for that guy.

And to revise my opinions on WWZ, I think I was kinda taken in by a viral campaign. I don't think this would ever warrant a 2nd listen. I did enjoy it but it didn't leave a deep impression.

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My report: Eddas Volsungasaga is the best recording I've gotten from Librivox yet. It was a remarkable story and a passionate reading. Highly recommended for anybody who's ever had interest in things like LOTR, the Nibelungen or any such stuff. This is AWESOME! Tough English for many Americans, no doubt. If you've read any old English though, I trow it won't be too tough.

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I'm on the third book in the Sharpe's series by Bernard Cornwell and the narrator, William Gaminara, is excellent.

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Moneyball - Read by Scott Brick

Talks about Sabermetrics, Billie Beane's career in baseball, and how he kept the Oakland A's competitive in '01 and '02 as their GM, with one of the lowest payrolls in MLB.
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Pretty good, even if you don't follow baseball.
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Mar 4, 2007

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Finished reading: The colour of magic, The Light Fantastic, Mort and Scourcery.

I'm not a huge fan of the first two books, but that's because Pratchett was still new and hadn't found his groove yet. Though you see the improvement in book two. I never really like Rincewind (though he really does grow on you) or Twoflower but was sad to see them go by the end of book two. They're more Douglas Adams inspired than the parody that the series becomes.

Mort is possibly my favourite book of the series (Though I've only read the first 15 of them), mostly because Death is such an awesome character. Not sure what else to say about it, if you have not read/listened to Mort do so. NOW.

Scourcery is a fun read. I love the Wizards and Unseen University and it focuses alot on them. There's just something about inept, stuttering, backstabbing wizards that amuses me greatly.

You'll notice that I'm skipping certain books, the ones involving Granny Weatherwax and crew. The narrator they got to do them is terrible. She lacks the comedic timing of Nigel Planer, gets the voices all wrong and is just boring as all gently caress. I'm the sure the books are great, but I can't get over the narration.

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I do not care for Zinn's bias. He seems to be in the blame America crowd. He wants to tell the story of every malcontent. To air the view of American society from the perspective of convicts on death row would give a horribly mangled impression of our culture. The greatness of America is not diminished by the evil acts that have occurred in our experience. The overall impact of the United States is one of profound greatness. We are a shining city on a hill. I do not desire to obsess on the thorns, I would rather appreciate the beauty and blessing of the rose.

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My Report: Stoker's "The Lair of the White Worm" has given me the feeling Stoker was a little bit unhinged. It had a moment where the tension and gloom were so overpowering that I felt it too disturbing to keep listeing, but aside from that brief moment, the book was offhand more an example of weak writing than a good horror novel. I don't know, I guess it was worth it for that moment, if you can get over how cheesy it was. Spoiler: this book may have been the inspiration for Hitchcock's "The Birds." Anybody who enjoys novels of the "Darkover" series will probably enjoy this novel at least as much as I did.

This book is more loaded with racist invective than any I've ever come across in any novel, BTW. The chief bad guy comes from Africa with his personal servant, a witch doctor and gasp, a black man. Several characters compete for who can spew the worst contempt and disgust for negroes in this 19th C English novel. Just a little warning.

BTW I have some vague recollection of seeing the movie, and it was a camp classic of sorts. Some bizarre sexual overtones that were not present in the book, and not that much semblance to it, actually.

And finally, most of the readers are quite good, except the first few chapter where the otherwise quite adequate reader has a bad mic or connection somewhere, so there's a nearly ultrasonic hiss that disturbs the hell out of me. He only has this problem for the first 3 chapters or so but still. (I've found that I'm especially sensitive to ultrasonics though and many people can't even hear them, including my wife.) Who am I to complain? It's free!

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