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cycowolf posted:

Wondering if its ok to ask since this is a thread for his worst books. What is your favorite book by him? I'm curious as to the difference from one to the other. Also wondering if most people prefer the older stuff.

Definitely heather graham sex clips The Shining, I read it every year. There's something about it that I find hard to describe, maybe it's the pacing. Slow-burn, but kind of methodical, and the scares are spaced out pretty well. It's also pretty psychologically scary, very nightmarish and claustrophobic. Man, the fire hose scene gets me every time.

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Bryan Smith ruined the dark tower series.
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Also, am I the only one that gets the sense that stephen king doesn't know many black people? Not only do I cringe every single time Detta Walker opens her mouth, but then in DT VII he has Moses Carver start spouting off "friend of the family talk" (Stephen King's words). I know there aren't many black people in Maine, but I feel like Stephen King saw "Blackula" one time when he was stoned and decided "Yep... that's how the blackies talk"

also, Wizard and Glass would have been loads better if you didn't have to wait 400-something pages to see some gunslinging.

as for his best? His first six books are awesome, and earned him my constant readership.

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cycowolf posted:

Wondering if its ok to ask since this is a thread for his worst books. What is your favorite book by him? I'm curious as to the difference from one to the other. Also wondering if most people prefer the older stuff.

I want to say my favorite is still The Stand but I am not so sure about that. Might have to really think about it.
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The best King books I've read are Wizard and Glass, IT, Eyes of the Dragon, and the Long Walk. Followed by Misery, Salem's Lot, and Pet Sematary.

Misery is the book of his I found to the scariest, due to the fact that everything in it could possibly be real. There's nothing supernatural or magical about it. Which makes it much easier to suspend disbelief.

The backstory in Wizard and Glass really should have been it's own stand alone book by itself. If that were the case, it would be appreciated a lot more. People would be a lot more forgiving of it's length. As for me, I couldn't put it down, and I wished it would never end. I became so interested in Roland's backstory that I actually hated going back to present day Roland. King has never done a better job of developing characters than in W & G. You get the sense that Roland, Alain, and Cuthbert changed such an incredible amount just over those few months. The chemistry between the three of them and between Roland and Susan was also very well done. However, where it really shines and separates itself from the others in the series is in the lack of outlandish off the wall sillyness. There's no "number 19" bullshit, no random magic portal doors in the middle of a beach, no Susanna getting impregnated by a gateway demon, no emerald city, no ruby slippers, no alternate dimensions, no Stephen King putting himself into the story. It's just like an ordinary Western done in Stephen King style with great characters and a believable entertaining plot.

Dark Tower 5, 6, and 7 has made it to where I can no longer say I like the Dark Tower series, but I'll always love Wizard and Glass. Because it feels like it could be it's own separate individual story.

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cycowolf posted:

Wondering if its ok to ask since this is a thread for his worst books. What is your favorite book by him? I'm curious as to the difference from one to the other. Also wondering if most people prefer the older stuff.

I want to say my favorite is still The Stand but I am not so sure about that. Might have to really think about it.

For the many years since I first read them, I always would have pegged sex tapes of celebs The Stand as my favorite, with naked news video uncensored It as a close second. However, on rereading them both for the bazillionth time recently, I really have come to think that sara james porn star It has at least drawn it to a tie, and may have taken a slight lead. sims 3 have sex It is without question scarier, has equally good characterization, and is probably the tighter narrative of the two. ashlynn brooke hot sex The Stand has a more epic feel in scope, but sims 2 mods nude It covers a heck of a lot longer period of time, and ties it all together really well.

Really the only knock I've ever seen against free anal porn mp4 It is the infamous "sewer escape," and I think that while it's certainly somewhat uncomfortable, it makes sense in the context of their relationships. Whereas the deus ex ending of sex scene from hostel The Stand isn't nearly as satisfying. But then again, dressed for sex tgp It doesn't have "No Great Loss."

Tough call.

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Looking back over the Dark Tower series I have to say Wizard in Glass was my favorite part. I can agree about the stuff with Detta. That always made me cringe when reading it. Maybe it was supposed to, but it was still just a bit too much.

I loved The talisman. I liked the follow up alright. It had some issues. I think I was a little let down that Jack never joined up with Roland. King had them cross so close and even mentioned it but it never happened. I know a few people who read the Dark Tower but not much else by King. I love telling them how many other stories connect to it. It just ends up pissing them off.

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I like porn sexy naked girls Eyes of the Dragon, and I also like you tube amatuer sex The Dead Zone.

Kings' ending are generally the weakest parts of his books, but in these two he nailed in. Eyes of the Dragon has a proper fairytale ending, just as it should, and there is really no other way The Dead Zone could end; the sense of fate waiting to catch up with poor Johnny Smith is overwhelming.

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Okay I was thinking on this, and I got it: most popular porn videos The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon. It is the only Stephen King book that I've only read once because it was so fuckin' dull I put it on the shelf the second I was finished with it and never looked back. I don't remember any details of the book (Girl gets lost, girl hallucinates Tom Gordon walking with her, girl kills a bear? I think?) all I remember is that I hated it when I was reading it.

I recently read this, complete crap. Easily the worst King book I've read, but then again I tend to avoid most things from right before his accident until Duma Key.

As far as my favorite ones, I'd probably have to say The Shining, and 'Salems Lot. IT is up there as well.

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Echoing the hate for caught on sex video Dark Tower IV-VII. Yeah, there were good moments in all of them, but it's really not the same as the first three. I think the post-modern angle from earlier in the thread kind of amusing but that doesn't help. As far as the rest, free pussy fuck vids Cell is pretty bad, ditto pics of nude grannies Lisey's Story...actually, he has a lot of stuff that's pretty bad, but when you write as much as he has, you're going to have a lot of bad stuff even if 75% of your stuff is good. (Which it still isn't in this case, I don't know what the percentage is now but it's gotten a lot worse.) A lot of the worst stuff seems to be concentrated in the last 10-15 years though.

As far as some of my favorite stuff, there's sexiest sex scene video The Stand of course. free nude video porn Firestarter is also one of my favorites that I haven't heard anyone really mention. Lot of good short stories though: some of the highlights for me have always been kim possible video porn The End of the Whole Mess, Dolan's Cadillac, The Ledge, The Ten O'Clock People, The Jaunt, and The Mangler (he has a lot of titles that are just the (noun) for his short story titles, now that I think of it). Overall I'd say that the wheat : chaff ratio is a lot better on the short stories than novels...and he'd probably admit that, too.

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Fraction Jackson posted:

Echoing the hate for strap it on porn Dark Tower IV-VII. Yeah, there were good moments in all of them, but it's really not the same as the first three. I think the post-modern angle from earlier in the thread kind of amusing but that doesn't help. As far as the rest, big tit japanese porn Cell is pretty bad, ditto jessica biel sexy nude Lisey's Story...actually, he has a lot of stuff that's pretty bad, but when you write as much as he has, you're going to have a lot of bad stuff even if 75% of your stuff is good. (Which it still isn't in this case, I don't know what the percentage is now but it's gotten a lot worse.) A lot of the worst stuff seems to be concentrated in the last 10-15 years though.

DT 5-7, you mean. DT4 is almost universally regarded as one of his best books, for the reasons I said earlier. Just because it's all a flashback doesn't make it a bad book.

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Wizard and Glass is a bad book because it kills the pace of the story and is the first to really flesh out Roland's world thus removing some of the mystery of it. King also started his ruining of Roland by going through his past. The only part of Roland's past we should have ever seen was in The Gunslinger where you read about his test of manhood. A character with a "mysterious past" is much more interesting.

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Wizard and Glass is a bad book because it kills the pace of the story and is the first to really flesh out Roland's world thus removing some of the mystery of it. King also started his ruining of Roland by going through his past. The only part of Roland's past we should have ever seen was in The Gunslinger where you read about his test of manhood. A character with a "mysterious past" is much more interesting.

I don't think revealing some background is bad, but I do agree he went too far and that it messes with the pacing. It's not an awful book by any means; at least not in the way that V-VII are. But it's a major disappointment compared to I-III.

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Anyways, I guess I'm starting to repeat myself.

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I got seriously creeped out by "Mrs' Todd's Shortcut" and "Survivor Type" from the same collection.

Man, King could really scare the poo poo out of you in those days.

e: Wait. there's supposed to be a movie adaptation of The Jaunt?

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John Irving takes something like five years to construct his novels. He says he sees himself as a craftsman. King on the other hand is happy to just write something in a couple of months. Perhaps John Irving doesn't have the ability to churn out material quickly, but there's no denying that a novel like "A Prayer for Owen Meany" is all the more richer because it feels as if Irving put his heart into it over the course of years. King on the other hand simply relies on his natural ability to disguise what are really generally horrid stories. He generally focuses so much on the situation that his novels never have any sort of admirable structure (save "IT," and that was probably just an accident or something.)

I was leaving through Larry McMurtry's recent memoir ("Books") the other day and McMurtry mentioned that he went through a period of about 8 years where he felt like he wasn't capable of writing anything fresh anymore, that that there wasn't a sentence that wouldn't occur as if he's never written it before dozens of times. McMutry is a drat fine writer, but maybe King needs to go through something like that for about the next twenty years.

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Mister Kingdom posted:

I got seriously creeped out by "Mrs' Todd's Shortcut" and "Survivor Type" from the same collection.

Man, King could really scare the poo poo out of you in those days.

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Wilem DaFoe is on The Graham Norton Show on BBC America right now and I still believe he (not Norton) would make a great Roland.

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Mister Kingdom posted:

I got seriously creeped out by "Mrs' Todd's Shortcut" and "Survivor Type" from the same collection.

Yeah, I think those work on the same level as eva mendes nude metacafe The Jaunt. It's whats implied rather than said that makes them terrifying.

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Hennergy posted:

Yeah, I think those work on the same level as little summer porn tube The Jaunt. It's whats implied rather than said that makes them terrifying.

That's what was so good about The Mist (the uncertainty), and what the film lost with it's truck-wide holocaust ending. I'm still genuinely surprised that King liked that ending.

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I am currently reading the last tower book and I am enjoying it so far. I've really enjoyed the entire series overall. There were moments and stretches in each book that I hated. And I really didn't enjoy most of Song of Susanna, primarily because I can't stand that character and all the internal monologue/split personality bullshit. I am halfway through the last one and it had one very emotional moment that completely surprised me. Beyond the beginning, there was no action but I am liking it so far.

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Foppish posted:

That's what was so good about The Mist (the uncertainty), and what the film lost with it's truck-wide holocaust ending. I'm still genuinely surprised that King liked that ending.

I think it's interesting but takes away from the hopelessness of the original.

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Mar 30, 2006
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I'm going to defend "The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon", but maybe that is because I read it when if first came out, but I remember it having some good atmosphere and no retards in sight.

The worst one that I've read of his was probably Salem's Lot, because I didn't find it particularly memorable, entertaining, or frightening to read.

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Hennergy posted:

I think it's interesting but takes away from the hopelessness of the original.

I think the whole point of "The Mist" was that you should never lose hope, even in situations of uncertainty. Both the movie and the novella carried that message, just in different ways.

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racecardriver posted:

I think the whole point of "The Mist" was that you should never lose hope, even in situations of uncertainty. Both the movie and the novella carried that message, just in different ways.

It nude asian teen photos is pretty astounding that the print version of the mist says something along the lines of best group sex ever "we didn't drive out of the mist, the National Guard didn't come to the rescue... and then the movie basically went and changed the ending to just that but after thinking about it, the movie ending could really be looked at as a continuation of the book, taking place after Drayton kisses his son and they head off towards Hartford.

That's really depressing though, and I liked it better when little lupe having sex the "won't you see a lady home" woman was dead.

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I haven't read many King books, but my least fav bounces between Cell and Needful things.

The problem with both is the ridiculous dialogue (king sucks are writing realistic dialogue). However as far as endings go, Needful Things wins hands down for worst. After all the build up of this evil demon shop keeper, he's defeated by a childrens snake in a can magic trick, shadow puppets, and flowers. Then he rolls up and turns into... a midget! And flys off into the sunset on his chariot.

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ShawnWilkesBooth posted:

The ending to the movie was incredibly awesome. It's so rare you see a good "gently caress you audience" ending.

But it wasn't...it was just a lazy shock ending and it cheapened the whole "Mist" scenario. Opened the gates of Hell/a portal to another dimension? No worries, the local militia will come by with flame throwers and take care of that demon infestation.

Not to derail too much but I always wondered what happened to the rest of the world. Where did the Mist stop? If it didn't stop how did areas far away deal with the encroaching fog? After all, news of it would have spread and weather agencies would have picked it up via satelite. Were certain areas able to "dig in" and protect themselves?

I'd love to read some well written expansions on that story...

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Foppish posted:

But it wasn't...it was just a lazy shock ending and it cheapened the whole "Mist" scenario. Opened the gates of Hell/a portal to another dimension? No worries, the local militia will come by with flame throwers and take care of that demon infestation.

You assume that just because the military is doing all right in whatever little patch of land their car gets stranded on, humanity is actually going to fully regain control of the world. There's nothing to guarantee this.

Also I seem to recall there being an implied (though not confirmed) suggestion that porn hub tight pussy the world as it ends up in The Mist is the same "moved on" world that The Gunslinger begins in.

EDIT: Also nothing in the film even remotely suggests a demonic nature for what are essentially giant bugs or aliens. Don't know for certain about the short story. And the nihilistic part of the ending is perfectly in tune with the theme of the rest of the plot, regardless of what you think of nihilistic or "shock" endings in general.

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But it wasn't...it was just a lazy shock ending and it cheapened the whole "Mist" scenario. Opened the gates of Hell/a portal to another dimension? No worries, the local militia will come by with flame throwers and take care of that demon infestation.

Not to derail too much but I always wondered what happened to the rest of the world. Where did the Mist stop? If it didn't stop how did areas far away deal with the encroaching fog? After all, news of it would have spread and weather agencies would have picked it up via satelite. Were certain areas able to "dig in" and protect themselves?

I'd love to read some well written expansions on that story...

They don't specifically say in the story, but we're able to tell where the mist reaches because areas within it seem to no longer be able to run radio broadcasts. The story mentions first the Bangor radio stations and then the stations down to Boston no longer broadcasting. However, when the main character runs out of gas and stops at a hotel at the New Hampshire/Maine border or somewhere around there, he hears a radio broadcast from Hartford, CT, which would seem to indicate the mist stopped somewhere south of Boston and north of Hartford.

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