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Sep 6, 2003

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Elphiem posted:

But don't most lawyers specialize in certain areas of law? You wouldn't call a corporate lawyer for a divorce case.

So wouldn't most people need to research/find a lawyer?

"you'll be hearing from my lawyer" irl and in tv shows sounds a lot more intimidating than "I don't currently have a lawyer but I'm going to research lawyers in the local area for a couple weeks, and find one who is very good at dealing with this specific topic, hire him and he will be contacting you, if he is available and if I have the funds to pay for a retainer."

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Elphiem posted:

That's not really what I was getting at.

I was talking about how these characters in TV and movies have a lawyer that they know personally, and are usually on a first-name basis with. So when they say "their lawyer", they really mean it. These lawyers may have other clients, but it seems that they are always available, and waiting in the wings for these characters.

Most people in the real world don't have that, they usually have to research/find a lawyer for their particular problem, and then hire someone that they've never met before.

Lawyers are like plungers. Get one before you need one.

I "have" a lawyer and I'm not some big time hot shot guy. He is the guy I would call if I needed a criminal attorney or if I needed another kind of lawyer recommended to me. I know his price and respect his opinion.
A lawyer is someone you really have to trust, so it's a good idea to "have" one that isn't going to screw you over.
The best lawyers are also going to be like the best of other services: You won't be able to get them on short notice because they have no time and are not taking on new clients.

In movies, TV, and sometimes real life, when a criminal has a lawyer, it's because they're a career criminal and part of the budget is to have a lawyer on retainer. Business people have lawyers too because their business involves legal doings on a regular basis.

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Very Strange Things posted:

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Also, could someone address my earlier question? If there is a Class 1 hurricane 100 miles East of Boston on Saturday morning will flights be delayed that are going West?

I see really no reason why. Hurricanes move relatively slow and a cat 1 100 miles away is just a windy day for the most part. I guess it's possible if inbound flights from the east are delayed causing a ripple effect.

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Sep 22, 2008

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What's a good low-mid range wireless router? The one I used to have was terrible.

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What's a good low-mid range wireless router? The one I used to have was terrible.

Price versus capabilities? Linksys WRT54GL hands down.

The only issues you may have with it is that it does not have GigE or Wireless N so if you're doing a lot of LAN work you will not be at the best possible speeds.

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May 21, 2008


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Econosaurus posted:

What's a good low-mid range wireless router? The one I used to have was terrible.

You can find a linksys wrg 54 for $30 usually at amazon or newegg. Just search for 'linksys' and 'wireless', sort by price low to high and grab the first 5-star rated one.

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Sometimes on sunny days I see people (okay, women) (okay, usually Asian women and usually older) walking around with umbrellas to protect them from the sun. I have very fair skin that burns easily (never tans, just burns & goes back to pale) and this seems like a great idea. Sunscreen is okay, but it itches & makes me sticky, and also sometimes I'm not expecting to be out very long and welp 15 minutes later I'm burned so it'd be easier to carry a small umbrella in my bag just in case.

My question is: just how eccentric/stupid does it look to you? I know this shouldn't matter, but I'd like to get some other impressions regardless.

I suspect the answer is "stop being such a loving goon"

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Eggplant Wizard posted:

I suspect the answer is "stop being such a loving goon"

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Eggplant Wizard posted:

...
My question is: just how eccentric/stupid does it look to you? I know this shouldn't matter, but I'd like to get some other impressions regardless.

I suspect the answer is "stop being such a loving goon"

You live in a gluttonous society that will ridicule you for anything that is not in keeping with what they deem "normal". Don't give a poo poo what people think and live your life (especially if you are doing something you think will make your life longer or better).

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Not going to argue that but it's anything other than dumb conformity but if you're an American dude carrying an umbrella in the sun, you're absolutely going to get made fun of by like every single person who sees you. Many people might not even get that it's for the sun and would just assume you're a lunatic.

Exceptions: if you're willing to tell everyone it's a legit medical necessity, or if you travel in a something like a fashionista/hipster crowd and can pass it off as trendsetting.

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A Violence Gang posted:

Not going to argue that but it's anything other than dumb conformity but if you're an American dude carrying an umbrella in the sun, you're absolutely going to get made fun of by like every single person who sees you. Many people might not even get that it's for the sun and would just assume you're a lunatic.

Exceptions: if you're willing to tell everyone it's a legit medical necessity, or if you travel in a something like a fashionista/hipster crowd and can pass it off as trendsetting.

Does it help that I'm a chick?

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A Violence Gang posted:

Not going to argue that but it's anything other than dumb conformity but if you're an American dude carrying an umbrella in the sun, you're absolutely going to get made fun of by like every single person who sees you. Many people might not even get that it's for the sun and would just assume you're a lunatic.

Exceptions: if you're willing to tell everyone it's a legit medical necessity, or if you travel in a something like a fashionista/hipster crowd and can pass it off as trendsetting.

I dont know if its just the area that I live in (DC metro), but I see people with umbrellas walking around every time it is super sunny. I know its weird, but I have just gotten used to it I guess.

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Eggplant Wizard posted:

Does it help that I'm a chick?

Yeah, that helps a lot. Maybe a little eccentric depending on your area but shouldn't make you look like a total weirdo, go for it.

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I'm posting this question for my friend who would like to see if anyone has any experience with this kind of stuff:


I recently resigned from my place of employment because I was pretty much forced out, it was going to lead to being fired. My supervisor was verbally very abusing and had made my life very difficult in addition to scheming to get me fired. Anyway, upon leaving the company, they offered me a severance package which I have accepted - I guess because they didn't want me to sue them? The HR rep said I can say it was a mutual understanding between the company and I and I was headed towards termination. He would confirm this if I put it in the claim.

I was also paying 80% of my paycheck to day care which didnt make sense for me to work since the other 20% covered my commute expenses

I am trying to apply for California unemployment benefits, but for my reason for being unemployed, I'm not sure what to write to ensure I get accepted for benefiits. Two options are:

1. It was a mutual agreement between Company and I and I have received a severance package from Company (very vague).

2. I resigned from my position because my salary was pretty much covering day care costs + commute. I plan on working from home in tech evenings and on weekends when my husband can care for our children.


Since I accepted the severance package, part of it was that I cannot file anything against the company or bad mouth them in anyway. Plus the HR guy would not confirm this if I apply for benefits.

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Jan 31, 2003

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Eggplant Wizard posted:

My question is: just how eccentric/stupid does it look to you? I know this shouldn't matter, but I'd like to get some other impressions regardless.

If anyone gives you poo poo about it, just tell them you have a rare skin disorder and too much sun will give you vitamin D poisoning and you'll die. Turn it around and make them feel like the rear end in a top hat.

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Jan 31, 2003

"I don't know why I know that; I took four years of Spanish."

rndm posted:

I'm posting this question for my wife who would like to see if anyone has any experience with this kind of stuff:


I'm really not sure I understand what happened here. Is your wife trying to figure out if she's eligible for unemployment benefits?

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A Violence Gang posted:

Yeah, that helps a lot. Maybe a little eccentric depending on your area but shouldn't make you look like a total weirdo, go for it.

Gotta disagree. Instead of being "that guy with the umbrella" she'll be "that girl with the umbrella."

Also seconding the dude that said it depends on your style of dress/company you keep. If you're kind of a hipster type it'll go over better than if you're kind of nerdy/geeky.

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Jun 23, 2004

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Eggplant Wizard posted:

Sometimes on sunny days I see people (okay, women) (okay, usually Asian women and usually older) walking around with umbrellas to protect them from the sun. I have very fair skin that burns easily (never tans, just burns & goes back to pale) and this seems like a great idea. Sunscreen is okay, but it itches & makes me sticky, and also sometimes I'm not expecting to be out very long and welp 15 minutes later I'm burned so it'd be easier to carry a small umbrella in my bag just in case.

My question is: just how eccentric/stupid does it look to you? I know this shouldn't matter, but I'd like to get some other impressions regardless.
I don't see many women carrying a parasol or umbrella on a bright sunny day, but it's not eccentric to me.

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Feb 18, 2009

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Kari Byron does it all the time on Mythbusters.

And I don't know about anyone else, but if I see a girl carrying an umbrella on a sunny day, I think "She probably burns really easily". I then go back to doing whatever I was doing before. I don't think it'll be a big deal.

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If it works for you, go for it. I mean, maybe aim for a parasol instead of a rain umbrella, but the fact that these things exist mean that they're not teen with round ass too horrible, right?

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If you use an umbrella on a sunny day, yeah a little odd but I'd assume you haven't got a parasol. If you want to do it regularly, get a parasol - they're lighter and look nicer.

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Mar 22, 2003


hooah posted:

I recently bought a baseball cap, and the brim is pre-curved. However, it's curved too much for my taste. Is there a way I can flatten it out somewhat that's better than just setting books or something on it for a while?

Bend it back, what's the issue?

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I recently bought a baseball cap, and the brim is pre-curved. However, it's curved too much for my taste. Is there a way I can flatten it out somewhat that's better than just setting books or something on it for a while?

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hooah posted:

I recently bought a baseball cap, and the brim is pre-curved. However, it's curved too much for my taste. Is there a way I can flatten it out somewhat that's better than just setting books or something on it for a while?

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WillieWestwood posted:

I don't see many women carrying a parasol or umbrella on a bright sunny day, but it's not eccentric to me.

It may be an cultural thing; I live in a very Latino neighborhood (about 98%), and it is very common to see women with umbrellas on hot, sunshiny days. I also see it quite frequently in Jewish neighborhoods. But hardly ever in predominantly white neighborhoods.

It seems very practical to me, but I'd never do it. But my Mexican girlfriend certainly has toted an umbrella with her when we have to do any significant walking on hot days, simply because that's 'what you do for a hot day, like putting on a raincoat for wet.'

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Loopyface posted:

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Yeah, I can bend it flatter with my hands, but it won't stay that way for more than a few seconds.

Over bend it the other way.

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Tons of Asian people in the city here (Canada) use umbrellas or those poker-type hats with the huge brims on them. My Asian buddy said they just don't like being exposed to sun. Fair enough.

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Is is possible on Facebook to have status updates and pictures and poo poo visible to all your friends, but only certain people are allowed to add comments?

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Is there a way to block mail from a certain address? I'm talking about real SNAIL mail here, not email. An ex keeps sending letters and cards in the mail. As much as I've pleaded with him to stop, I still receive the occasional birthday card or "Hey what's up girl" letter... which my fiance is not too happy about.

Can I just go to the post office and tell them to block his address and mark it "return to sender"? I've searched relentlessly on Google for the answer to this, with no avail.

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Ana Lucia Cortez posted:

Is there a way to block mail from a certain address? I'm talking about real SNAIL mail here, not email. An ex keeps sending letters and cards in the mail. As much as I've pleaded with him to stop, I still receive the occasional birthday card or "Hey what's up girl" letter... which my fiance is not too happy about.

Can I just go to the post office and tell them to block his address and mark it "return to sender"? I've searched relentlessly on Google for the answer to this, with no avail.

(don't say get a restraining order, because I live in a different country, I'm not in jeopardy and I only receive a letter once every couple months usually)

I don't think you can block a specific address, and after spending the last few minutes searching around I am pretty positive of that. Question one, why does your ex have your address in the first place. Still living at the same house I assume? Mark it return to sender and maybe he will get the idea?

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