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Where can I get a brown suit with blue pinstripes, like David Tennant's Doctor in the UK? It's for a Halloween costume and so far the only reasonably priced one is discontinued. I've seen the two replica ones for $200 and $500+ dollars, but don't want to spend that much on an import.

It doesn't have to be a replica, so long as its close enough. Any ideas?

Call up a tailor? I'm sure any given tailor will have that style of fabric and if they don't they'll certainly be able to get some to make a suit by Halloween.

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Call up a tailor? I'm sure any given tailor will have that style of fabric and if they don't they'll certainly be able to get some to make a suit by Halloween.

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Tailored suit doesn't have to mean a nice suit. I went to a local tailor one year to get a gaudy purple Joker from Batman type suit for Halloween and he whipped one up for me for about $40.

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I don't want to turn this into a huge derail, but I think you are confusing a Field Sobriety Test with a Blood Alcohol Content test. I did a cursory search on a couple of those states and saw nothing to imply a person is giving implied consent for a (entirely subjective) FSB with the penalty of administrative suspension for refusal.

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fishmech posted:

Tailored suit doesn't have to mean a nice suit. I went to a local tailor one year to get a gaudy purple Joker from Batman type suit for Halloween and he whipped one up for me for about $40.

I'll give it a go but I doubt I'd get anything as cheap as that!

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Yuncemil posted:

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I know that is not much to go on, but this lack of information is probably why we can't find anything in google. If anyone can help, that would be great. Thanks.

Was it The Block? I watched both the Aussie & US versions on HGTV in Canada, but damned if I can't find a thing about the US version on the google.

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I'm looking into getting a smaller-sized HDTV (somewhere around 32 inches) for my room, mainly for use with an Xbox 360, but I may look into getting a cable box in my room as well.

I was wondering, what's the difference between LCD and plasma? Which would be better to buy? And what do the HD numbers and letters mean? (for example, 720p and 1080i)

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The other day I was outside on my back porch, and noticed a large-ish ant going around and around in a circle about an inch in diameter. Other than the world's smallest donut, what was he doing?

Edit: circle was about an inch, ant was maybe 4-5mm long.

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Drimble Wedge posted:

The other day I was outside on my back porch, and noticed a large-ish ant going around and around in a circle about an inch in diameter. Other than the world's smallest donut, what was he doing?

Edit: circle was about an inch, ant was maybe 4-5mm long.

Maybe one of his legs was shorter than the other


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I don't, and I heard glass drilling requires diamond tipped drills and such. Is this something I can do with a hand drill/diamond tip bit?
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Drilling glass causes uneven heating which will cause the glass to fracture. Also, you really don't want to breathe in glass dust. One easy solution is to get some modeling clay or silly putty and make a donut shaped ring around the place you plan to drill, then fill the center of the donut with water. The water will capture all the dust and keep the glass cool.

An easier solution is to take the bottle to NAPA or some other machine shop with a water cooled drill and offer them $5 to do it.

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For the 5x above, each chance is 'reset', so its not like you are drawing tickets and lowering the total number each time. Each pull is exactly a 1% chance.

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given 2 choices, which is the better one.

1) doing something that has a 1% chance to win 5 times

or

2) doing something that has a 5% chance to win ONE time

For the 5x above, each chance is 'reset', so its not like you are drawing tickets and lowering the total number each time. Each pull is exactly a 1% chance.

maths tells me they should be equal, but doesn't the fact you are doing one multiple times factor in?

Yes, multiple trials affects the outcome here and the probability of winning the 1% one is actually lower than the 5% one: 4.9009951 by applying the appropriate binomial distribution equations. However, you have a ~0.098% chance of winning more than once.

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Roundboy posted:

here is something that i think is so simple, but the math escapes me.

given 2 choices, which is the better one.

1) doing something that has a 1% chance to win 5 times

or

2) doing something that has a 5% chance to win ONE time

For the 5x above, each chance is 'reset', so its not like you are drawing tickets and lowering the total number each time. Each pull is exactly a 1% chance.

maths tells me they should be equal, but doesn't the fact you are doing one multiple times factor in?

I haven't thought about probability in a good ten years, so this is probably completely wrong, but here goes.

It depends a little bit on what happens if you win in the first scenario. Are you allowed to continue trying for the remaining times? If not, then the second situation is preferable. You have a straight 5% chance of winning. In the first scenario, it's easier to calculate your chances of losing five times and subtract from one, which will give you the chance of winning at least once. That works out to (1-.99^5), or about 4.9%.

Let's say for the sake of argument that the prize is $1000 and there is no entry fee. Your expected value (EV) in scenario two is 1000*.05, or $50. In scenario one, the EV is (1000*.01*5), which yields the same value, so if you are allowed to keep playing after a win, then in the long run there is no advantage either way.

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Let's say for the sake of argument that the prize is $1000 and there is no entry fee. Your expected value (EV) in scenario two is 1000*.05, or $50. In scenario one, the EV is (1000*.01*5), which yields the same value, so if you are allowed to keep playing after a win, then in the long run there is no advantage either way.

Right, the approximately 1/5000 occurrence of a double win within a series of 5 (if you want to segment it like that) balances the lower odds of winning in any particular group of 5. It effectively "steals" the unlucky group of 5's potential win.

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each 1% shot is its own unique event. There is no information passed to subsequent chances.

i see where the 4.9% overall is coming from, but doesn't that assume each outcome is gathered with another? is not 1-.99^1,2...5 its simply 1 each time.

it might be me wrongly assuming they *should* be tied together. so, simply put:

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Was it The Block? I watched both the Aussie & US versions on HGTV in Canada, but damned if I can't find a thing about the US version on the google.

Hmm... That doesn't sound like the one we watched. It seems like it could have been pretty obscure. I don't think it ran for too long.

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I'm wondering if there's a specific term for intentional misattribution, I guess.

I might read "falsely attributed" with more of a connotation that it was intentional or at least negligent than "misattributed" but that's just a fuzzy sense and I wouldn't count on anyone else to read it the same way. If you want to convey that it was intentional, I would just modify "misattributed" with a word like "intentionally", "knowingly" or "deliberately".

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