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westborn
Feb 25, 2010




For about a century now, posters have been a important part of movie advertising.
Painted artworks for mainstream posters started to go extinct in the early 1990s with the rise of photo editing software. Nowadays most posters consist of photography and Photoshop.
Here we post, discuss, praise or ridicule the best, the worst and the ugliest posters & design trends of old and new.

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It works, so, if it's not applied ineptly, you can't really blame them for using it. No need to post every new "blue & orange poster for them sheeples " just because you're in the know.

The grittier brother is the black and orange contrast mainly used for pure action movies


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Only a few modern movies actually use this and that's a good thing, considering only a few can pull it off.
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The seemingly deteriorating quality of movie posters was the trigger for free sex search websites, but it's not just the designers who are at fault.
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Even with mega-budget movies like John Carter the designers are forced to piece together something new out of actually high-quality promo pictures.


Another thing lots of people get irritated about are the missaligned credits (order of the names over the floating heads not the same as the actual actors depicted under them). That's a contract issue, not the designer's fault.

And then there's stuff like the MPAA's sometimes seemingly random interventions:
3 of these posters were rejected.

(Hint: The second The Hills have Eyes one was declared A-OK!)


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Covers are not posters. You can still post them here if they are exceptionally good or bad. Criterion covers, for example, use great artwork most of the time, but would make rather bad posters a lot of times because they're seldom very telling - don't just randomly throw them at this thread, at least not without a few words why you feel the way you feel about them.

The more interessting aspect about covers is their often observed profit-metamorphosis, when studios decide to skip using interessting poster artwork in favor of something less specific/original in hopes to appeal to the taste of the masses.
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The (un)intentional hilarity that is the Yogi Bear teaser poster:


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The Lucas Lee posters from Scott Pilgrim were great parodies of movie poster clichés:


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Embiggen posted:



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Sometimes you have professional graphic designers doing a bad job, and sometimes you have a kid that barely knows how to use Photoshop:

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I think it is worthwhile to bring this one back from the "flood of lovely movie posters" thread.


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Alhazred posted:

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To this:


Aw ,man...Children of Men had some awesome posters. What a shame!

Also, I'm glad my DVD of Full Metal Jacket is this:


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Speaking of bad DVD covers, I'm really not loving the cover for Drive that's due out soon:

Not a sign of the retro hot-pink font, Ryan Gosling's whole body appears to be animated, and for some reason they put the scorpion on the front of his jacket too. But that shouldn't stop everybody from buying and watching it, because it was excellent, and has a fantastic cast too.

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Vargo posted:

Thanks to Sheldrake and the CineD Secret Santa, I now have a framed copy of this hanging in my house.

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I recently saw this dvd in a discount bin at Wal-mart and laughed at how bad the cover looked. I thought it may have gotten a lovely dvd cover but the original movie poster used the same artwork. It includes the over utilized orange/blue combo, poor photoshopping and mysterious lighting. This is an Italian cover, but its basically the same as what I remember seeing and still gets the point across.

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I got this several years ago before Tron: Legacy was released. (There was a link in the Tron thread in this forum to the site selling them).

Picked up a decent frame for it and to this day it hangs in my office at work. I'm partial to Tron because it's the first ever movie I saw in theaters. I'm also a total mark for those minimalist posters.

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Keep posting the minimalist posters, those are really weird to find over here and I love them.

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I heard the one on the left was censored in the US, is that true? Because in my country we had it in all its gory glory. And I don't care if the movie was crap,or if it is a copy of whatever, I still want that poster in my wall:


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Here's a really, really boring poster:


That film is so goddamn insane and unhinged, and they went with gray floating heads looking serious. There's a scene where Nic Cage breaks into a nursing home, shaves while interrogating someone, and then points a gun at an old lady's head and threatens to shoot her for spending her grandkids' inheritance money on oxygen. There's a scene where he orders a dead body to be shot because the man's soul is breakdancing in the background. It's a film where Nic Cage plays a hunchback who smokes crack with Xzibit and hallucinates iguanas.

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Here's a really, really boring poster:


That film is so goddamn insane and unhinged, and they went with gray floating heads looking serious. There's a scene where Nic Cage breaks into a nursing home, shaves while interrogating someone, and then points a gun at an old lady's head and threatens to shoot her for spending her grandkids' inheritance money on oxygen. There's a scene where he orders a dead body to be shot because the man's soul is breakdancing in the background. It's a film where Nic Cage plays a hunchback who smokes crack with Xzibit and hallucinates iguanas.

At least the back of the DVD case has him screaming at lizards.

Maybe poo poo like this is why this film was ignored by so many people. If the poster / DVD artwork was some kind of tastefully done montage of him almost killing the old woman, breaking into the pharmacy, and doing drugs with Xzibit, maybe people would have given it more of a chance. But that artwork doesn't represent what the film is actually about, so some people who see it are wary of watching the film.

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Liar posted:

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Vargo posted:

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