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Jun 10, 2003

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SaltyJesus posted:

To contribute to the thread luscious lopez porn tube is a great scrolling gallery of minimal movie posters. (From the aptly named Minimal Movie Posters tumblr.)

This trend of minimalist movie poster design has worn out its stay. A lot of those come off as either pretentiously witty or Olly Moss rip offs.

[edit] To contribute, I'm heavily partial towards Drew Struzan's select posters he did for Blade Runner, Hellboy, Star Wars, Back to the Future, and Indiana Jones. They're not so much movie posters as they are timeliness pieces of art.




While it's been argued among me and my designer friends that this (and other Struzan posters) does fall victim to floating heads syndrome... the general composition, Struzan's signature style, and sweet use of color makes this look more iconic when compared to poster comps hastily created with rendered out photos in Photoshop.

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BullChicken posted:

So what do people think of the new JDatE poster? I kind of like it but thought they could have used something more interesting.


I like it but I'm not sure if I like it just because it doesn't look like every other poster.

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LtKenFrankenstein posted:

I find most 'posters' in this style pretty stupid and obnoxious, but this one really takes the cake.



Seriously, it's somehow even worse than that Matrix poster with the battery.

I wouldn't mind so much, but the image it inaccurately evokes isn't even from that version of Frankenstein.

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NINbuntu 64 posted:

I like it but I'm not sure if I like it just because it doesn't look like every other poster.

It is better than the last poster, which was a blurry skull mask dude.

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The Triumphant posted:

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BullChicken posted:

So what do people think of the new JDatE poster? I kind of like it but thought they could have used something more interesting.


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Wandering Knitter posted:

It is better than the last poster, which was a blurry skull mask dude.

I really didn't like that one either

Liar posted:

I'm starting to think I need to read this book.

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Jun 2, 2011

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LtKenFrankenstein posted:

I find most 'posters' in this style pretty stupid and obnoxious, but this one really takes the cake.



Seriously, it's somehow even worse than that Matrix poster with the battery.

I'm sorry you didn't like it. I agree with you that that particular style is over-simplistic, unimaginative, and frankly lazy. The format you singled out is the advice animals like "meme" of minimalist posters where one iconic thing is singled out and often crudely or hastily made to fit the cookie cutter scheme.

Having said that, I really don't feel that makes my link bad. It is a gallery showcasing aggregated minimalist posters from all over the internet, some are bound to be worse than others. I think there are quite a few competently executed ones to be found in there.

Also veonenergee dude, I didn't mean to offend your designer sensibilities. I'm gonna roll with you knowing more about this stuff than me, but I never implied the minimalist posters were some great works of art, I just think they are interesting to look at now and then.

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veonenergee posted:

While it's been argued among me and my designer friends that this (and other Struzan posters) does fall victim to floating heads syndrome... the general composition, Struzan's signature style, and sweet use of color makes this look more iconic when compared to poster comps hastily created with rendered out photos in Photoshop.

Struzan posters never fell victim to Floating Head Syndrome. The problem is poster makers now try to do with Photoshop what Struzan did with a paintbrush, and lela star nude video then it inevitably looks like a dog's breakfast because composited pictures of real heads don't meld together like a single continuous drawing. Unfortunately, we're at the point where people automatically think "Oh, another case of FHS" whenever they see any poster done in the style.

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Coffee And Pie posted:

Speaking of bad DVD covers, I'm really not loving the cover for Drive that's due out soon:

Not a sign of the retro hot-pink font, Ryan Gosling's whole body appears to be animated, and for some reason they put the scorpion on the front of his jacket too. But that shouldn't stop everybody from buying and watching it, because it was excellent, and has a fantastic cast too.

edit: I'm just noticing it now because it's thumbnailed, but is it just me or is his head juust ever-so-slightly too big for his body?

Speaking of Drive, there's a couple of great Drive posters that I love (& bought):



One on the left is a take-off of the sex on hte beach poster.

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I'm really glad this one got included in here, because it's one of my favorite posters of last year. It conveys one of the main themes of the film (that Ryan Gosling and George Clooney's character are extremely similar), and one of the cultural undertones (that Gosling and Clooney themselves are remarkably similar) and it makes a point about the basic plotline of the movie, by making Gosling literally the man behind Clooney's presidential campaign. Not only that, but it makes you think that Clooney and Gosling look alike, when they honestly don't. This entire poster tells you that this movie would not have worked at all if these particular two men were not cast.

Hell, it also reflects the naivete of Gosling's character by making him literally wide-eyed in contrast to Clooney.

When people ask me if this movie is good, I tell them it's not as good as the poster deserves it to be.

EDIT: Goddammit.

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Liar posted:

Harry Potter's taken a creepy turn with the latest film apparently.



This one is awesome!!
The ones in our theaters are the generic bad Photoshopped Harry Potter in creepy black and blue.

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I think most of the Minimalist Movie Posters on that tumblr are pretty great, but this one is incredibly dumb:


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Jonny Angel posted:

I think most of the Minimalist Movie Posters on that tumblr are pretty great, but this one is incredibly dumb:


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Sep 29, 2010



That's such a piece of crap, but there are enough soccer mom sex movies real lovely posters without going through every fan made turd.

Like this:

The Rock is a terrible guardian. He's piss-bolting away from that lizard, leaving the kids behind with their legs trapped by the giant iguana eggs.


This one isn't particular original or anything, but I really like the colours:


I've not seen this film, but I heard it's not actually about a skeletal tyrannosaurus and I lost interest. Amazing poster though.


R. Mute posted:

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Yes, and this poster deserves to be seen.

(Couldn't find one without the watermark)

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Jun 10, 2006



I do like the design of that Statham one, but cutting off the top of his head is kind of a composition no-no, I think. Your brain tries to extend/finish the image of the head in weird ways when that happens. Or at least, that's what my brain is doing right now.

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Supercar Gautier posted:

I do like the design of that Statham one, but cutting off the top of his head is kind of a composition no-no, I think. Your brain tries to extend/finish the image of the head in weird ways when that happens. Or at least, that's what my brain is doing right now.

I know what you mean, it just keeps on going.

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Lizard Combatant posted:



The Rock is a terrible guardian. He's piss-bolting away from that lizard, leaving the kids behind with their legs trapped by the giant iguana eggs.


I think this poster looks like the kid is about to karate chop The Rock in the back of the neck and The Rock looks like he's about to smack him in the face.

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I'm pretty fond of this ridiculous logo for the Expendables since it's so over the top and machismo-soaked, especially with the roster of action dudes above it. I got genuinely excited for a wonderfully campy callback to the heyday of 80's action movies.

Too bad it turned out to be a pretty big turd with awful CGI blood and barely a shred of the camp that makes movies like Commando so fun.



The sequel's teaser poster is just a lazy rehash.

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Lizard Combatant posted:

That's such a piece of crap, but there are enough free porn forced rape real lovely posters without going through every fan made turd.

Like this:

This one isn't particular original or anything, but I really like the colours:



Has anyone else noticed that (seemingly) all the Statham posters from these threads cut off at the top of his head? Like if we don't see that he's bald, we'll imagine a lush thicket of curls above the frame? It makes no difference how much hair he has, it's Jason loving Statham and he can still kick your rear end rocking the Costanza.

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LtKenFrankenstein posted:

I find most 'posters' in this style pretty stupid and obnoxious, but this one really takes the cake.



Seriously, it's somehow even worse than that Matrix poster with the battery.

The problem with posters like these is that they take one small part of a film and capitalize on it as if its some sort of defining and hyper important trait that the poster just has to reference.

Some of them are quite nice and imply a proper theme of the movie but most are just really silly references.

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Arkane posted:

Speaking of Drive, there's a couple of great Drive posters that I love (& bought):



One on the left is a take-off of the men sex with girl poster.

Where did you get these? They're fantastic. Much better that the ones that amazon had, last I checked.

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Feb 19, 2004

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The Pickles posted:

Where did you get these? They're fantastic. Much better that the ones that amazon had, last I checked.

I so wish they would have used one of those for the Blu-ray cover, instead of this poo poo:


Ps. That OP is stellar.

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westborn posted:

If all fails and those trends and techniques can't inspire a new poster there's always adult free porn sites:

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Cpt. Spring Types posted:

I so wish they would have used one of those for the Blu-ray cover, instead of this poo poo:


Ps. That OP is stellar.



This is the cover in Australia and NZ. It's better than the US cover, but it's not exactly stellar either. I wonder if this movie going to get a good cover anywhere.

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Vagabundo posted:



This is the cover in Australia and NZ. It's better than the US cover, but it's not exactly stellar either. I wonder if this movie going to get a good cover anywhere.

The UK cover is the best and the one I'll be ordering since Amazon UK always have the cheapest blu-rays and I'll probably be picking up a few other titles.

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Feb 16, 2011





As great as the op was I think it overlooked another obnoxious trend, the red letters against white background comedy movie poster:


There's also the posters that removes people that aren't white:

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I don't think it did overlook that considering it mentioned it almost right at the start of that section.

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Here's some decent posters for something I saw come up in my RSS netflix feed.

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In this one, I really like the woods, soldiers, and dogs, but our hero is a blurry mess.



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The Pickles posted:

Where did you get these? They're fantastic. Much better that the ones that amazon had, last I checked.

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I mean, why would anyone go to this? Oh, it has these actors? Well, sold!

As bland and boring as they come.

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They actually photoshopped that home made porn streaming out of the original:



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Not really good, of course. I don't know how that anatomy is supposed to work. Is it photoshopped out because of anti-smoking censorship or something?


Desperado Bones posted:

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The MSJ posted:

Well will you look at that.

Not really good, of course. I don't know how that anatomy is supposed to work. Is it photoshopped out because of anti-smoking censorship or something?

Aha no, sorry folks I made that.
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LtKenFrankenstein posted:

I find most 'posters' in this style pretty stupid and obnoxious, but this one really takes the cake.



Seriously, it's somehow even worse than that Matrix poster with the battery.

Aside from the ridiculous sky blue color scheme, Mary Shelley's Frankenstein - the De Niro one - didn't have bolts in his neck, so either the guy who made this poster doesn't know what the main character looks like, or doesn't know the name of the movie.

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From earlier:

Struzan blends his heads with the backgrounds and light, which is a totally different thing than changing the opacitiy on the head layer in photoshop. I'm not actually a huge fan of his Blade Runner cover - I prefer the original - but the way he utilises the floating head is the opposite of lazy.

His BTTF1 poster is one of my favorites. Wish I had a quad version of that.

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Feb 16, 2011





The V for Vendetta posters were pretty good in how they emulated the style of propaganda posters:


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I think most of the Minimalist Movie Posters on that tumblr are pretty great, but this one is incredibly dumb:


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