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Living in England, I've never had the need to escape from a disaster or hunker down while chaos surrounds me: my emergency kit consists of an umbrella in case of rain on the way to afternoon tea and the number of a good tailor in case of a shirt emergency.

I've always been curious about those of you who prepare for natural disaster, uprisings, invasion or judgement day.

So, what do you have, why and have you ever used it?

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The only person I know who has a legitimate bugout bag is also ignoring her therapists recommendation to go on meds.

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I don't have a bag, but I have an easily accessible large file envelope (girls night out porn that contains important documents (passport, birth certificate, etc), a small amount of cash, and important contact info in case I don't have my phone.

You don't need a full on survival kit, but its a good idea to have those things together and safe in case you need them. I have used it for last minute trips out of the country, but never because of zombie apocalypse.

edit: If you can, store that stuff in a fire safe.

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So long as I have the safety of my home to rely on, I feel that I'm adequately prepared to face any temporary emergency. There's more than enough canned foods, cereal, crackers, jams, peanut butter, and assorted junk food in the cupboards to last me through two months: probably far longer if I rationed. I also have 3 gallons of water in the fridge at any given time. Between that and all the canned juice, I think I'd be fine unless the emergency was seriously prolonged.

Living in upstate NY, the biggest danger I face is snow, so I also keep two propane heaters about for an emergency. So far the longest I've ever been trapped (no power/no roads to travel on) is two days.

We do have two nuclear plants in this county, so I guess it's not entirely impossible that something could happen that'd force me to evac, but unless some Chernobyl level disaster is going down, I couldn't imagine them forcing people as far away as I live out of town. However if such a disaster were to occur, I do have a camping bag full of useful crap (solar generator for phone, hand-cranked radio, water purifier, etc). Like swickles, I also keep my ss card and birth certificate in something I can grab on the run as well.

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I keep our birth certificates, passports, etc plus $1k in small bills in a wall safe in the house. If ever there was a reason to go in a hurry, I could collect these things from the same place. The thousand bucks would allow me to buy food/supplies with cash for a while if we had some kind of massive banking failure. The everyday benefit is that if I need a hundred bucks to go out of town, or a hundred bucks to break a large bill, or buy something at a garage sale, or just to not have to go to the bank - I have that.

We have a chest freezer that we keep food in (frozen chicken, beef, pizzas, pasta - stuff we eat on the regular). The everyday use is eating. The poo poo-hits-the-fan use is eating.

I have a couple extra propane tanks that I've collected over the years that power both our BBQ grill and a camp stove we have. The everyday use is BBQ. The SHTF use is cooking.

I have gallon jugs of water that we keep in the garage for camping trips and beach days. We rotate these through and keep a dozen or so on hand. I can isolate my hot water heater from the water system, which gives us another 50 gallons of water.

I figure with what we have on hand (which isn't any kind of crazy prepper stash), we could live a week, maybe two, with no utilities and no assistance. I am not really concerned about a scenario where we would need to live weeks or months or years with no society. I don't have a gun and I'm sure I'd be killed by then anyway.

I think that regardless of where you live, in the US where this seems to be popular, or anywhere else, that you would be well served to have food/water/heat that would last you several days and when I go to someone's house and open their fridge and see a bottle of ketchup and and empty container of pickles, I consider them underprepared, not just for a major incident, but even to get through a single night where the local grocery store had a fire or a regional blackout that lasted 12 hours.

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A big out bag consists of essentials like food, water, if, something to sleep on, whatever. The idea being that you may need to evacuate due to a hurricane, sever blizzard or other natural disaster, and this cuts down on time needed to get out.

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I'll admit to having one, but its not terribly elaborate. I'm not a tinfoil hat type, it just grew out of habit from an old job where i would need to travel with sometimes just a few hours notice.

I have two changes of clothing
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a book/playing cards
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first aid kit
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I'll admit to having one, but its not terribly elaborate. I'm not a tinfoil hat type, it just grew out of habit from an old job where i would need to travel with sometimes just a few hours notice.

I have two changes of clothing
food for 3 days (MRE)
a book/playing cards
Blanket
tarp
rope
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first aid kit
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I always love the idea of bartering with loving ounces or half ounces of gold in the apocalypse. Like you're a fourth generation walmart home depot shithead who has been fed a steady stream of disposable chinese garbage at slave wage pricing for so long it's become imprinted into your genetic memory and you base your entire tribe's survival around it. Watching you try to haggle with your peers of similar backgrounds as you debate the new worth of what used to be $160.36 of gold in this coin form and trying to decide if that is worth one or two week's of Debbie's insulin vs. one month of beans vs. a bag of seeds you have no idea how to grow would just be like watching a monkey try to jump into Calc 2. It doesn't loving matter how much gear or in what quantities you keep your precious metals, the existential crisis of the moment will deadlock your loving brain and you will probably fall over and die of a seizure long before you actually get to trade the metals for any good or services.

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Except parallel economies form with unbelievable speed and consistency across all situations. That a workable economy will form in the wake of a cataclysmic event is easily the least far fetched part of a doomsday scenario. Gold is a decent guess as to a thing that will maintain some value, based on all of human history, too. I'd say loose tobacco and coffee would also be good things to keep as trade items, although they're more perishable.

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If you want things to trade during a week/two week emergency you're best off stocking small inexpensive consumables. You'll have way more luck trading batteries, tampons, condoms, and hard liquor than trading a single solid ounce of gold to a bunch of people who can't even tell if it's real gold.

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I keep meaning to put one together in case of earthquake, but it's just going to be a week's worth of medication, cat food, snacks, flashlight, and a change of clothes. I am not apocalypse-survivor material.

My car always has a litre of water, jumper cables, a practical first-aid kit, multi-tool, wet wipes, a couple Clif bars, headlamp, road flares, $20, a lighter and a heavy sweatshirt. In winter, before I do any mountain driving, I add boots, a coat, sandbag, collapsible shovel, work gloves, hat, blanket. I also check the headlamp batteries and carry extra water/food. The intent is to make it through a night in the car if I go off the road in a -20c snow-storm, or dig someone (hopefully not me) out of a snow-drift in the day. If I'm heading up there, my regular luggage will have more warm clothes, medications, and food. The TransCanada gets shut down all the time for jack-knifed semis and multi-car collisions, so it's smart to plan on being bored shitless in your car until it gets cleared, or taking a detour adding hours onto the trip. Mostly my "emergency" stuff is handy for regularly scheduled off-road camp fires.

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In order to trade gold during the end of the world, you'll need to have a lot of other people with some too. It's like walkie-talkies. It's no fun if you're the only one playing.

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If you want things to trade during a week/two week emergency you're best off stocking small inexpensive consumables.

Toilet paper. What exactly are we supposed to wipe our asses with in a post-apocalyptic society? I don't know and you don't know either, so I'll take 5 gallons of fuel off you for a single roll.

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I read that list and thought: this person used to be the Continental Op.

No bug-out bags for me here in the UK, but I do have a travelling emergency kit that includes a Petzl headtorch and an E-lite mini backup, and a good multitool in situations where I'm allowed to carry one. Especially on overnight ferries.

Because once, on a family ferry trip to Denmark when I was young, the engines stopped in the middle on the North Sea at night. Everyone started waking up, because there was a thump, and the background rumble was replaced by silence. None of the emergency lighting came on, and there were no announcements.

My parents grabbed their torches and bundled me and my brother into coats and shoes. In the corridor we met a whole bunch of other people, some with lights, some without, and by agreement started making our way to a Muster Station. No announcements, and no light but what we had on us. This was all a long time ago, but I'm pretty sure we heard nothing from the Captain or crew for at least five minutes, maybe as long as ten. Eventually is was announced that yes, there had been an engine failure (no mention of why there was apparently no backup power) and that they were on the case. No deadly peril. Engine power was restored in maybe an hour, which is a long time to be at sea without full propulsion.

Afterwards, I was impressed that my parents had been so prepared for this. And they told me about the Scandinavian Star arson attack of 1990:

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Nothing I've read about subsequent ferry disasters - especially 1994's Estonia sinking, and the Korean capsize of 2014 - has suggested any other sensible course than using your own initiative, and lighting if necessary, to reach upper decks as fast as you reasonably can, as soon as you seriously suspect something's amiss. Instructions given to passengers are often just 'stay calm, it'll be fine', or nothing much at all.

Also, I would be fascinated to hear if anyone in Germany has followed recent government advice to stockpile enough food and water for 10 days.

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It's not a bug-out bag per se, but this thread's a good reminder to toss my winter kit back in the Cherokee. It's more for if I get stranded by another 18" loving blizzard than for zombie apocalypses though.

Contents :
First aid kit
Short-handled scoop shovel
Camping axe (doubles as a sledgehammer for getting frozen-on wheels off)
Spare folding knife
Spare metal-bladed windshield scraper
Headlamp, flashlight, and spare batteries
Weather radio
A box of Cliff bars I swap out every month or two.
Couple MREs
Spare set of wool gloves, scarf, knit cap, hooded sweatshirt, and heavy socks
Mil-surp wool blanket because it was cheap
Emergency tarp (day-glo orange canvas backed with foil, it's a more durable version of the space blanket)
Couple hundred foot spool of reflective day-glo paracord
Roll of day-glo flagging tape (this tied to a door handle or antenna is a universal symbol for cops going by to check on you and it's easy to spot against snow)
Heavy grade jumper cables
Basic car tools (screwdrivers, couple pair of vice grips, crescent wrench, socket set, breaker bar and lug wrench)
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Metal water bottle
Couple boxes of chemical hand warmers
Couple of survival candles and matches

All of the above fits in a rubbermaid tote I just chuck into the back of the Jeep where I can reach it from inside if I need to. I haven't had to use it yet, but I'll be glad of it if I do.

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I always love the idea of bartering with loving ounces or half ounces of gold in the apocalypse. Like you're a fourth generation walmart home depot shithead who has been fed a steady stream of disposable chinese garbage at slave wage pricing for so long it's become imprinted into your genetic memory and you base your entire tribe's survival around it. Watching you try to haggle with your peers of similar backgrounds as you debate the new worth of what used to be $160.36 of gold in this coin form and trying to decide if that is worth one or two week's of Debbie's insulin vs. one month of beans vs. a bag of seeds you have no idea how to grow would just be like watching a monkey try to jump into Calc 2. It doesn't loving matter how much gear or in what quantities you keep your precious metals, the existential crisis of the moment will deadlock your loving brain and you will probably fall over and die of a seizure long before you actually get to trade the metals for any good or services.

I don't know if this is really applicable, but this kind of bartering occurred a lot during the holocaust. Jewish refugees and POWs would frequently barter gold, art, just about anything of value to get food or services. Then again, this relied on a group of people not being the target of the holocaust.

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In the US, the government recommends having at least three days worth of food in your house at any given time. Two years ago, when that giant blizzard hit Buffalo, NY and dumped about eight feet of snow overnight, I was working for the local government there. I had to send so many sheriffs on snowmobiles out to people's houses who ran out of food after a day, it completely boggled my poo poo.

Prepping in the "gubmint gonna come with the blue helmets, stockpile guns and ammo and build a nuclear bunker" is sorta dumb (everyone needs a hobby, I guess?), but everyone should look at the area they live in and have enough basic necessities to get through a few days there.

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I don't know if this is really applicable, but this kind of bartering occurred a lot during the holocaust. Jewish refugees and POWs would frequently barter gold, art, just about anything of value to get food or services. Then again, this relied on a group of people not being the target of the holocaust.

That's a rather key point. Imagine if you are a week into the apocalypse and someone wants to buy your only gun and ammo for 10kg of gold. Seems like a bad trade to me.

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That's a rather key point. Imagine if you are a week into the apocalypse and someone wants to buy your only gun and ammo for 10kg of gold. Seems like a bad trade to me.

Yeah, it might be helpful like 2 years afterwards, but lol if you think anyones giving up anything important over something they cant use while things havent settled.

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I think the point about gold or non-useful stuff is that it would indeed be useless if literally everyone was back to square 0 regarding social roles. That Cormac-esque case, that poo poo wouldn't matter. But it seems if it's natural disaster or man-made disaster that's localized (big rear end hurricane, global warming, war), you're going to have plenty of people that are on top trying to retain their station. And pretty baubles would be useful then if you were among the unlucky.

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A gun and a bunch of loaded clips, to take whats yours.

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I volunteer for the local fire department. During hurricanes or blizzards I get solid shelter, a natural gas generator, access to 4x4 vehicles, and food for quite a while. In exchange I go out during the storm once in a while to rescue idiots who should've stayed at home.

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Now that I think about it, I did have proper emergency supplies when the Milennium came:

There was a lot of talk about how everything probably would be okay, but if there was a problem, it would be somewhere unexpected, like a minor pump or switch somewhere that had been forgotten about.

So, I got 2x50litre water drums and filled them up. Not as something to drink (I had plenty of gin), but I was determined that if water got shut off, I would be able to flush the toilet for the duration. My definition of 'civilisation' is a working, sit-down toilet with enough paper.


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That's a rather key point. Imagine if you are a week into the apocalypse and someone wants to buy your only gun and ammo for 10kg of gold. Seems like a bad trade to me.

Luckily I live near mentally ill Vietnam War veterans who will be trading guns and boxes of ammunition like candy if WWIII hits the US. They will accrue much gold, silver, fine jewelry and artwork in short order.

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All of the above fits in a rubbermaid tote I just chuck into the back of the Jeep where I can reach it from inside if I need to. I haven't had to use it yet, but I'll be glad of it if I do.

Stealing a couple ideas. The bright tarp is a good idea, so's tape or rope to use as a signal. There's always a scraper in my car because Canada. The worst case scenario that's plausible enough to prepare for, I think, is losing control in the mountains and getting stuck where I can't get back on the road and aren't visible. The cops patrol the route for exactly that, because it happens all the loving time, but mostly to people stupid enough to take that route on all-season tires. I only carry tools I know how to safely use, ditto with the contents of the first-aid kit. (It helped keep a stupid drunk biker from bleeding out before the ambulance arrived once. Lucky fucker went through all my gauze and I never got his name.) I think I also have duct tape back there, for no particular reason other than it being duct tape. The biggest one I forgot is extra windshield fluid--I'd put that pretty high on an essential list for winter. I don't carry a knife, except for the one in the multi-tool. I do carry EMT shears. I also have various lengths of bungee cords to help secure loads or rig the janky trunk latch. My summer kit fits in one milkcrate. The winter kit adds a second, plus the heap of outer-wear.

It's not the Highway of Tears, but I'd 100% rather bundle down in my car for a night than flag down a stranger at night to get a ride. If it were safe to approach the road, I'd try to flag someone during the day, but only ask them to report my location to the cops when they reach cell coverage.

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I have a little area with a bunch of gallon jugs of water and a bunch of canned food. Also a small general first aid kit and standard basic camping gear.

Basically a holdover from when I lived in California and there was the potential for an earthquake to knock out water/power for several days (last time I remember that happening was 89). I live in NYC now where of course there's no earthquakes but we did get hit by a hurricane a few years after I moved here, luckily my neighborhood never lost water or power in that but it seems a good idea to keep that stuff around.

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Oh, I shared this tip in the beer thread a long time ago. If you are a beer guy with a bunch of growlers, don't store them empty. Fill them with water, then you automatically have a decent collection of water basically ready at all times.

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