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Like he arguably isn't doing as much good as he could but I don't think the film ever makes a case that he's bad. It's more a test of just how much he's willing to really sacrifice- to Batman and others, an invulnerable godlike alien swooping in and rescuing people is not proof of said alien being unimpeachably good, because it's not like he's really risking it all. And throughout the film Superman has that doubt as well- is he doing all that he can.

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GoPro Zombie just didn't do anything for me. It wasn't actively lame like ghost cybernetics, which squandered a solid premise, but it just didn't feel like it did anything especially unique in any meaningful sense. I think I just wish that the tone of comedy horror to 'zombie learns he can't eat a wallet' was the more predominant element, though that might be just because the ending leans way hard into pathos in a way that didn't work at all for me.

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I don't think it's a hard lean at all. The film plays very interestingly with the conventions of 'point-of-view,' underscoring how the GoPro gives us the illusion that we're taking in a 'subjective experience,' but one which is functionally always 'above' the action, and which isn't influenced by external stimuli at the interpersonal level which a 'subjective' should communicate. "A Ride in the Park" is an objective account from the perspective of the videodrome, revealing symbolically that the 'undead' are really just 'sick people.' It's also the only short which explicitly parallels the frame narrative, both prominently featuring themes of isolation (this time domesticity rather than open nature), suicide, degeneration of 'traditional family values.'

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Slumber Party Alien Abduction wasn't deep, but I loved the wall-of-sound-and-light-as-a-corraling gimmick.

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