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Lurdiak
Feb 25, 2006



I see stars when you post!

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I don't drink or like the nordiques

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Why would you not read SMG's posts in a thick Slovenian accent punctuated by snorts and nose blowing?

Yeah, the initial question confuses me. It's like if someone asked what orifice everyone puts their cereal in. I just kind of assumed we were all on the same page.

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Mar 29, 2003

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Nov 15, 2013



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I don't drink or like the nordiques

i figured... but you would be the only one who knows, aside from myself, what that sounds like.

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Finally caught up on genchat after being too busy to post for most of break.

Last movie of 2016: Rogue One (Hate Ball is right, there are only two or three actual characters, everyone else is damp Wonderbread being pushed along)
First movie of 2017: a rewatch of The Big Lebowski. Still loving great, it's so much fun that I always ignore how well-crafted and layered it is.

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How the gently caress did I not find out that the fabled John Sayle's Jurassic Park 4 script had hit the internet in full until today? I feel like I'm holding an internet holy grail in my hands and I want to run away from work right now to go read it.

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Read this, a 2004 article where AICN's Moriarty describes a script that John Sayles' wrote for Jurassic Park 4:
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Oct 20, 2002

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It has to be mirrored elsewhere, but if not I will figure out how to get it put up somewhere. This is something that cannot, and should not, be contained.

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Apr 25, 2010

Perhaps it's in the nature of television. Just waves in space.


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I can see where some of the criticism is coming in the fact that it feels like a Broadway show put on screen. Denzel doesn't really put too much direction into the settings, and there aren't many memorable shots (there are definitely a couple). But the characters and translation of a fantastic play are done so well and played so expertly that I can't fault it for slightly boring direction. Denzel and Davis are absolute powerhouses in this, and these might be the best performances of their careers. It's two and a half hours long, but those two, and even the supporting cast are so magnetic with their portrayals of these broken people that the time flies by. Excellent movie.

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I can see where some of the criticism is coming in the fact that it feels like a Broadway show put on screen. Denzel doesn't really put too much direction into the settings, and there aren't many memorable shots (there are definitely a couple). But the characters and translation of a fantastic play are done so well and played so expertly that I can't fault it for slightly boring direction. Denzel and Davis are absolute powerhouses in this, and these might be the best performances of their careers. It's two and a half hours long, but those two, and even the supporting cast are so magnetic with their portrayals of these broken people that the time flies by. Excellent movie.

I've got a screener that I've been sitting on watching but it'll go near the top of the queue (provided we start watching early enough)

For the record I don't give posters voices.

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Mar 29, 2003

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Are you going to eat it?

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What film presents y'all get for Christmas? My dad got my Better Call Saul season 2, my older sister got me The Godfather trilogy, and I bought myself bargain bin copies of The Wolf of Wall Street, It's a Wonderful Life, and motherfucking Dredd. My girlfriend, meanwhile got me a little Slowpoke plush that I'm totally bringing to work and setting next to my Hedorah and Freddy Krueger

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Last movie: Rogue One
First movie: Swiss Army Man

It's weird going from something that's pure plot and spectacle to something that's pure character. I haven't talked enough about how Swiss Army Man is my absolute favorite movie of last year (still might make a threat about it someday) but Rogue One just sort of...exists. I think I'm finally wiped out on enormous action movies? Is this possible???

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Nah, Zizek already writes in a way where you can't not hear his voice, weird pauses, and coke sniffles while reading. In comparison, SMG is the stuffy academic who plays a clip of Zizek as part of his lecture, then goes back to droning on about zack and make porno jouissance in the Smurfs.

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Oct 14, 2012

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Oct 11, 2013



Gareth Edwards does some weird but unique character development stuff. It's almost entirely visual and mostly subtle but it's there and I like it. Rogue One is a lot better on a second watch.

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What film presents y'all get for Christmas? My dad got my Better Call Saul season 2, my older sister got me The Godfather trilogy, and I bought myself bargain bin copies of The Wolf of Wall Street, It's a Wonderful Life, and motherfucking Dredd. My girlfriend, meanwhile got me a little Slowpoke plush that I'm totally bringing to work and setting next to my Hedorah and Freddy Krueger

I got the complete run of Degrassi Junior High and Degrassi High as a gift, and picked up The Nice Guys, Ghostbusters and Neighbors 2 on Boxing Day.

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I don't really have a mental voice for any of you. In fact putting an actual voice to it always feels off.

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Everyone is their avatar, thus SMG's voice is that of Richard Attenborough with a wiggly blue dong on his head.

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