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Apr 25, 2010

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New year, time for a new Rating thread. Post about the last movie you saw, give it a rating on some metric. Don't spoil any movies without using spoiler tags.

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I can see where some of the criticism is coming in the fact that it just feels like a Broadway show put on screen. Denzel doesn't really put too much direction into the settings, and there aren't many memorable shots (there are definitely a couple). But the characters and translation of a fantastic play are done so well and played so expertly that I can't fault it for slightly boring direction. Denzel and Davis are absolute powerhouses in this, and these might be the best performances of their careers. It's two and a half hours long, but those two, and even the supporting cast are so magnetic with their portrayals of these broken people that the time flies by. Excellent movie.

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Just got a Filmstruck subscription over Christmas break and think it's just about the best thing I've ever done, way better than Hulu's wonky rear end Criterion channel.

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I know it's known as a pretty revolutionary film within context, but I only set out to watch it as a movie and see whether it could be enjoyed and appreciated in 2016 with little to no knowledge of the inner workings of it or any extraneous details about jump cuts or being based on American films at the time.

8.5/10


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Jul 2, 2012

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Most recent first:
(Manchester By The Sea: 5/5
Collateral Beauty: 1/5) - I saw these both on new year's day
Orlando: 4.5/5
A Very Murray Christmas: 3/5
The Man From UNCLE: 4/5
Cosmopolis: 4/5
Hell Or High Water: 4.5/5
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: 5/5
Lethal Weapon (rewatch): 4/5
The Purge: 2/5
Suicide Squad Extended Edition: 2.5/5
The Nice Guys: 4.5/5
Everybody Wants Some!!: 4/5
Fateful Findings: 1/5
Rango(rewatch): 4/5
Quiz Show(rewatch): 3/5

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Sep 11, 2003



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Quiz Show(rewatch): 3/5

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The Man From UNCLE: 4/5
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Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: 5/5
The Nice Guys: 4.5/5
Rango(rewatch): 4/5

Could you expand of these? I'm particularly curious about The Man From UNCLE since I've never read much about it that was very positive, middling at best really from what I could gather.

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Quiz Show is one of my favorites. I'd like to hear your thoughts.

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Could you expand of these? I'm particularly curious about The Man From UNCLE since I've never read much about it that was very positive, middling at best really from what I could gather.

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free streaming cartoon sex Kiss Kiss Bang Bang: 5/5
The Nice Guys: 4.5/5
- These two use the same core dynamic, where a scrawny wiseass in over his head is paired with a gruffer, more experienced character, but where I found Ryan Gosling's Holland March to be the more interesting half in The Nice Guys, Val Kilmer as Gay Perry really stole the show in KKBB. The plots in both are mainly there as clotheshorses for the character interactions, but in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang there's a thematic thread of people being disappointed by the intersection of fantasy with reality and The Nice Guys doesn't do quite as much with its government corruption narrative. It's more than a little heartbreaking to see Shane Black try twice to really bring classic buddy cop comedy back, with both attempts resulting in great, fun movies, and have both underperform at the box office.

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Hell Or High Water: 4.5/5
- One of the most powerful scenes in Hell Or High Water is the scene at the blackjack table, where Tanner and an old Comanche man have a conversation about what "Comanche" means, that being "enemies forever". Tanner replies: "You know what that makes me? ... A Comanche." It's one of the many scenes where men butt heads, but nothing big actually comes of it, all talk and no action. This is a theme that cuts across the cop/criminal divide, with Jeff Bridges' Marcus being just as antagonistic towards his partner, Alberto(Gil Birmingham), even as Alberto dispassionately shrugs off his barbs. These confrontations are an attempt to create some sort of feeling of individual power in a segment of society where poverty is a constant. nude pics of trish:

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It was a popular pastime to joke about robbing the tiny little bank. You cross the train tracks, you sprint down the old road, you’re in there about 10 minutes, you take the small bills in the register but not the ink packs, you run like hell, you wash the money in another state. But we stopped joking when somebody actually did it. This kid went in, pretended to have a gun, and 20 minutes later he was sitting in his trailer. But he only had $5,000 to show for it, not even enough for a car you don’t have to fix on weekends, and he was on too much meth to get away with it, so he was really just renting the money.

While this was an indefensible crime — you’re not supposed to actually rob the bank, you’re just supposed to talk about it forever — following the story was demoralizing. Forces unknown had taken away our economy and industry and simple lifestyle and to top it all off, drat it, we can’t even get by on robbing banks.

Even the cops feel powerless.russian non nude teen Tanner kills Marcus' partner, but Marcus is unable to get closure just by killing Tanner in kind. He sees how Toby is the man who put the bank robbery plot in motion, and that his image of justice hasn't been done, but he can't see what put Toby in motion, the systemic problems that frame the entire conflict, and that his version of justice is woefully unprepared for the situation. He's a cowboy whose prarie is burning. In Man From Uncle, the clock is 50 years behind, but the masculine ego-sniping and the sense of powerlessness is still there. Despite the fact that Napoleon and Illya are ostensibly incredibly powerful, they are the cowboys that Marcus imagines himself to be, they're still made powerless by the systems that contain them, the grand game of geopolitics. It's played more for laughs than for tragedy here, with Cavill's smarmy Timothy Dalton-esque charm bouncing off Hammer's gruff stoicism, but they're allowed to see what Marcus doesn't. cartoon valley porn videos Napoleon is able to respect Illya and see past their national divide, showing him a human kindness by returning his father's watch. In kind, Illya finally realizes that what he may lose in allowing himself to be vulnerable he makes up for in genuine emotional connection. This is what finally allows them to put their larger conflict aside, destroying the item(I think it might have been microfilm, but does it really matter?) both countries wanted and putting friendship above national loyalty. I can kind of see why people might have disliked Man From Uncle, as it's not even the first revival of a show from decades ago nobody cares about anymore to star Armie Hammer, but Guy Ritchie's eye for flashy action (I mean god drat there's an action montage presented entirely in Brian DePalma-style splitscreens that blew my mind), ability to direct actors (I think this is the first interesting performance I've seen from either Hammer or Cavill), and dedication to 60s fashion turns what could have been another Starsky and Hutch into an underlooked gem that's retro without being a half-baked pastiche. Also it's maybe the only buddy cop movie I've seen where the petty sniping takes the form of both men aggressively demonstrating their knowledge of women's fashion, and that's beautiful.

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Looper: 2/5

How does one combine Akira and Terminator and get something as boring as this? Some cool ideas that should didn't necessarily belong in the same movie together. Very muddled, unfocused, and drawn out. Good performance by Jeff Daniels, and I think the loopers' shotgun cannons are neat. That's about the nicest things I can say about it.

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I watched a pair of comedies yesterday while working from home.

Mr. Right 6/10 - The movie is written by Max Landis. That right off the bat will probably give you a good idea as to whether or not you like it. For an action Rom-Com the fight scenes were better than I anticipated. i would consider the acting to be strong overall especially Tim Roth's character. Anna Kendrick I felt like was the weakest of the big three characters, but I think I mostly chalk that up to her having to work with a poorly developed character to begin with. Regardless it was a decent time waster.

Sisters 5/10 - I traditionally am a big fan of both Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, but this one didn't grab me like they usually do. It had its moments that made me smile or chuckle, but overall I feel like everything about it is about as forgettable as the just about every guest at the sisters' party. All in all, it just felt like a lot of comedic talent was under-utilized.

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Many reviews of this film provide a lengthy plot summary. I find this interesting because the film as it stands really has no plot. The book on which it's based definitely has one, so I suspect many people are using that as a basis to understand the film's story. But the film makes no effort to provide a narrative of any kind. Even the opening narration that ostensibly "explains" the setup is cryptic and brief.

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Director Aleksey German took 6 years to shoot Hard to Be a God. I get that. The passion and care with which it was produced is abundantly apparent. One gets the feeling that the vision he had for this project is precisely what we're seeing. His choice to present this world to us with little semblance of a story, as peculiar as that is, is exactly what he wanted to do. This is an uncompromised, ambitious work worthy of analysis and praise. There's never been another film quite like it, and there likely never will be.

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But while the movie is visually top-notch, it has a lot of problems. First and foremost is the muddled script. The narrative is disastrously uneven. We jump from subplot to subplot, with some segments (such as the nightclub scene) feeling like something out of a different movie. The film's individual parts feel disparate from one another. The result is a rather tedious experience. With a running time of two hours, the film overstays its welcome. It's in desperate need of some serious edits.

The movie is ostensibly a satire, but there are problems with this aspect as well. The best way I can describe the satirical nature of the movie is unfocused. Sometimes it feels like it's poking fun at the stilted acting and gaudy styles of the films after which it's modeled, but other times it feels genuinely silly. The effect is disorienting. An example: the actress who plays Elaine's friend Barbara - her acting is very hot sex video atrocious; one might assume this is intentional, but I'm really not sure. It's just confusing.

While I love the ambition and passion that clearly went into this, I feel that Biller probably should have had some more chefs in the kitchen. Specifically a more meticulous screenwriter and a liberal editor. Tighter, leaner and more adept in its satire, this could have been something really great.

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Three Days of the Condor: tense, more realistic than most spy/conspiracy movies where he isnt a superhero, he methodically tries to put a couple vague clues together. Reminds me of The Conversation a bit. Cool (real) phone hacking too. 4/5

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Fences: 4/5
Comic Book Confidential: 3.5/5
Rogue One: 4.5/5
Underworld: Blood Wars: 2.5/5
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Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee square off against a Thing-esque alien creature that absorbs the minds of its victims, set entirely on a trans-siberian passenger train. A pretty wonderful premise. And somehow the movie ends up being even sexiest sex videos ever more badass than it sounds.

Its success lies in how marvelously unrestrained it is. It doesn't pull a single punch in executing its wacky premise. In the first five minutes we see a dude murdered, blood dripping from his eyes and mouth, his eyeballs turned a gruesome opaque white. And it doesn't let up from there. The skeletal ape-like creature, with its glowing red Terminator eye, starts offing people right away. And the death scenes are consistently satisfying.

It goes without saying, but Cushing and Lee are endlessly watchable together, even if their characters aren't the most magnetic. Alberto de Mendoza as the monk is really good too, and his role becomes even more interesting as the story unfolds.

And just when everything seemed like it couldn't get better, Telly Savalas appears in the third act. His character seems superfluous in the context of the story, almost as if his scene was a tacked on to the script as an afterthought. But it was most definitely the right decision, because he free teenage tube porn steals the loving show. I think every movie could benefit from a scenery-chewing Telly Savalas scene.

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I just saw this as well and loved it, it held my attention just fine. I could understand how you see it being 15 min too long though.

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So many slashers fail to stand out and make a name for themselves in the saturated early 80s slasher scene. I feel the worst sin a slasher can commit is that it isn't good enough to be great, and it's not bad enough to be memorable. Pieces doesn't commit this sin, as it's most definitely bad enough to be memorable.

Director Juan Piquer Simón's attempt is sincere (which is integral to fulfilling the so-bad-it's-good requirement). The story is illogical, the acting is wooden and awkward, the editing is sloppy and the dialogue is hilariously awful ("Bastard! Bastaaard! Baaaastaaaaard!"). But Simón, in all his technical deficiency, knows how to keep us pining for that next gory death scene. Is it because we think it'll be shocking, or because we think it'll be comically inept? For me it's both.

The kills really are something. The camera doesn't flinch as chainsaws rip through bare torsos and butcher knives impale heads. Even when we can see the rubber knife bend in half, we embrace this (yep, watch the waterbed scene closely). We're laughing while we're squirming.

We also get some amazing non sequiturs. The girl on the skateboard at the beginning is presumably an attempt at light humor, but it's so jarringly out of place that it's just perplexing. And that ending, wow. Not the climax, which is actually pretty uneventful. I mean the final ten seconds of the movie. If there's an effective way for a film to imprint itself in my mind at the last moment, naked brothers band show that's how to do it.

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Captain Blood (1940?) - decent swashbuckling pirate movie, more focused on the characters than action, due to technical limitations of the time. Still holds up okay though if you like Errol Flynn stuff. 3/5. Would be 4/5 but they didnt end on a "steal a kiss" type of line that wouldve been perfect

Kim (1950?) - Errol is just a supporter in this one, it's about a boy getting mixed up in spy stuff in colonial India. Young Dean Stockwell was great and unrecognizable compared to later years. 4/5

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This is definitely the highlight of the year for me. Endlessly creative photography and music, a structure that constantly surprises, and content that will challenge the preconceptions of its audience. It probes one's emotions in difficult, poetic, and nontraditional ways, without condescending on the material or settling for cliche. The casting, even when it seems like it shouldn't work (for continuity purposes), somehow magically does, I think mainly because of the attention to detail with regard to body language, mood, and clothing.

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I've never been able to get into Refn, but I do think his films are aesthetically engaging, carnivalesque at least. Hardy puts a lot of work into the role and the whole enterprise is both funny and dark in equal turns with an obvious debt to films like Oh, Lucky Man and Clockwork Orange. But I couldn't help but feel this overabundance of pseudo-profundity while watching, the numerous moments of slow contemplation where there just didn't seem to be anything worth contemplating. This movie put in solid effort, but watching it felt like doing time. I guess that's the point.

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One of the better films this year. MbtS is just as formal and deliberate as Margaret was years ago, and both films feel like they could be stage plays given the director's history. Honestly, I saw this back to back with Moonlight and it really suffered due to the juxtaposition. Manchester is a clean, politely shot, well acted film, but it felt incredibly stuffy to me, so focused on the mundane and trivial, and both the cinematography and score really reflect an aversion to risktaking. I must admit that Affleck gives an astounding performance, one that manages to disguise some of the more mediocre elements of the film.

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One of the better films this year. MbtS is just as formal and deliberate as Margaret was years ago, and both films feel like they could be stage plays given the director's history. Honestly, I saw this back to back with Moonlight and it really suffered due to the juxtaposition. Manchester is a clean, politely shot, well acted film, but it felt incredibly stuffy to me, so focused on the mundane and trivial, and both the cinematography and score really reflect an aversion to risktaking. I must admit that Affleck gives an astounding performance, one that manages to disguise some of the more mediocre elements of the film.

I have to say I disagree. I found it to be viscerally affecting because of that focus on the trivial and everyday. It takes these moments that at first glance are mundane and shows how even those little moments have the process of grief weighing on them. There's this maelstrom of emotion boiling under the surface of both Lee and Patrick, and the audience is put outside them, mostly unable to see through the facade of calmness and normalcy they put up until it cracks, until Lee best porn image search explodes into impulive self destruction like in the bar scenes or when he punches through the window or when Patrick free nurse porn clips has that panic attack at the freezer, and the cinematography you describe as unambitious is a part of that, presenting these characters in a very matter of fact way, as well as reinforcing the tedium of waiting until winter for the ground to soften. I agree that it doesn't really pull out a lot of neat tricks, but it's not going for the sort of impressionistic camera work Moonlight is, and I think both approaches are appropriate for their contexts.

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Yeah, I got all that out of it, and agree. I guess I'd say that the way it was structured, filmed and scored would not be something I'd likely watch again, even though I felt it worked pretty well to convey the point. So I docked it for that.

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Yeah, I got all that out of it, and agree. I guess I'd say that the way it was structured, filmed and scored would not be something I'd likely watch again, even though I felt it worked pretty well to convey the point. So I docked it for that.

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Yeah, certainly one of the best movies I've ever seen. At the theater I work for there have been a lot of puffy, sobbing faces emerging from this one.

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