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I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebon. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during day. I have talked to Gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep.

You may have heard of me.

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The series recounts the life and adventures of Kvothe, legendary sorcerer, musician, assassin, lover, and adventurer, who is currently living in obscurity as a humble village innkeeper. The story is all about his quest to solve the mystery that as a child cost him his family. The series is currently unfinished, but includes two great books, a novella, and a few short stories.

There’s now an anniversary edition of sex and jennacide video The Name of the Wind, and it looks sweet! It also has some awesome-sounding ancillary material in it, like details of the world’s calendar and currency systems.



There’s a television adaptation of the series at works, to be produced by Lin Manuel Miranda, and it will no doubt be quite a show whenever it comes out. It’ll be as cool and satisfying as cyber sex chat free Game of Thrones


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Rothfuss has unique opinions on art, stories, women, life, and magic. His prose is one of a kind. He’s a master of eroticism. Kvothe is a very multifaceted character – at times you have no idea what he’s supposed to be. The final novel of the trilogy will be a real spectacle.


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Some might call his writing flawed, but others will vouch for him. Just read these recommendations:

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[THE WISE MAN’S FEAR] was worth the wait. I gulped it down in a day, staying up almost to dawn reading, and I am already itching for the next one. He's bloody good, this Rothfuss guy.

- George R. R. Martin, author of 2009 movie sex scene Tuf Voyaging

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No one writes about economic reality within this genre like Pat Rothfuss. The real-world weight of the sometimes impossible distance between the things you want and need and what you have in your pocket.

No one writes about music like Pat Rothfuss. The way it sneaks into your soul, the way it feeds you like nothing else.

No one writes about stories like Pat Rothfuss. How the right story at the right time can change the world, how the teller can shape a life.

No one writes like Pat Rothfuss. Full stop. Read this book.

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But if you’ve never read Rothfuss, I doubt you can understand what his writing is like. Go ahead and get to it!


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While Rothfuss promised that the whole trilogy was finished before publication, but that proved to be an optimistic estimate. He’s still working on it. There’s no date set, but we’ll have our hands on it soon enough!


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Rothfuss has unique opinions on art, stories, women, life, and magic. His prose is one of a kind. He’s a master of eroticism. Kvothe is a very multifaceted character – at times you have no idea what he’s supposed to be. The final novel of the trilogy will be a real spectacle.

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Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.

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I continue to enjoy the series while acknowledging that Rothfuss is a idiotic person with misogynistic tendencies that seep into every pore of his books.

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Is the Slow Regard of Silent Things...worth reading if you've read the other two books and are waiting for the third book?

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I read it back when I still had a decent-ish opinion of Rothfuss' work and I thought it was god awful. There's no plot and trying to make sense of what little actually is happening is painful.

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I was catching up with a friend of mine this past week and she mentioned that she was trying to read Name of the Wind a second time because she "didn't feel like she quite got it" the first time. I told her I didn't like it, and it was like I was a spy giving another spy the password. She went right into a tirade about how much she hated Kvothe and how dumb everything was and how she couldn't understand why everyone had recommended it so heavily to her. It was really funny but also a little hosed up that she felt pressured enough by fan friends to reread a book she wanted nothing to do with.

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People were stupid, sometimes. They thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library.


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I was catching up with a friend of mine this past week and she mentioned that she was trying to read Name of the Wind a second time because she "didn't feel like she quite got it" the first time. I told her I didn't like it, and it was like I was a spy giving another spy the password. She went right into a tirade about how much she hated Kvothe and how dumb everything was and how she couldn't understand why everyone had recommended it so heavily to her. It was really funny but also a little hosed up that she felt pressured enough by fan friends to reread a book she wanted nothing to do with.

Then I told her about all the poo poo that happens in Wise Man's Fear and she thought I was making it up

I wish my ex had been this supportive of me not liking it. Alas.

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People were stupid, sometimes. They thought the Library was a dangerous place because of all the magical books, which was true enough, but what made it really one of the most dangerous places there could ever be was the simple fact that it was a library.


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Maybe he was just really really into Tak. Speaking of, the theme of one of my buddy's Halloween parties this year is The King Killer Chronicles. It's all the way out in the burbs, but if I go I promise I will take pictures and post them. Depends on if this girl I'm seeing wants me to go to her thing or not (probably).

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Maybe he was just really really into Tak. Speaking of, the theme of one of my buddy's Halloween parties this year is The King Killer Chronicles. It's all the way out in the burbs, but if I go I promise I will take pictures and post them. Depends on if this girl I'm seeing wants me to go to her thing or not (probably).

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You lost today, kid. But that doesn't mean you have to like it.

Where in the previous thread is the story about HIJK's breakup over these books? HIJK would you mind reposting this story for the new thread?

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Where in the previous thread is the story about HIJK's breakup over these books? HIJK would you mind reposting this story for the new thread?

I posted the story in the BOTL's lampooning genre books thread and it's not much of a story it was only 2 lines. But I guess I can expand on it a bit here.

My boyfriend and I were on the ropes, we knew the end was near for us, and as a result we were fighting a lot. Well at some point my boyfriend in an attempt to bridge the divide gave me The Name of the Wind as a recommendation and I took it seriously because he's never been much of a book reader so I thought that it must be at least good to catch his attention.

Now I quickly realized that this was not the case once I got past the introduction. I actually like the intro, it's well executed IMO but then I got to the childhood flashback and gave up. Later my boyfriend asked me about it while we were on a date and I admitted I had found it too boring to finish.

This was a mistake because he got pissed at me. All the way to dinner he wouldn't shut up about it. He kept talking about what a great author Rothfuss was, how he had written such great characters and HIJK how could you not try to finish it!!!???

I promised to read it just to get us through dinner. I never followed up on this, instead I read a bunch of summaries online and one guy's scathing hate-review. Whenever my boyfriend asked me about it I told him the only truth I could: the story has potential but the execution is really rough and Rothfuss needs to improve to truly earn his reputation. He was sullen when he heard this but otherwise he didn't have an outburst like that one time before dinner.

Fast forward and we're broken up for a few weeks, not speaking etc, I start receiving text messages from my now ex at 3AM. Most of it is complaints about me, like the fact that I love my niece and nephew more than I loved him, how abusive and evil I was for not wanting to quit my job to move in with him, I was a psycho bitch, etc.

And then we got to Patrick Rothfuss. I have no idea what made him do it but in the middle of the rant he admitted that he knew we were over when I disrespected Rothfuss. He knew I would never understand true literature. He knew I couldn't appreciate a great writer because I'm a pretentious idiot that loves the Lord of the Rings the most boring book of all time. Rothfuss has sold thousands of books and you haven't sold any HIJK! You're just jealous because he's successful and you're a woman! (This is not verbatim, this is what I remember from a while ago and I deleted these texts a long time ago.)

So just to put that in perspective my ex admitted that he had wanted to break it off with me ever since I told him I didn't The Name of the Wind which means he kept up the facade for at least a few months. And it bothered him so much he informed me of this at 3 in the morning at least two weeks after we had broken up. So the real reason we broke up was goddamn Rothfuss.

I told him to never speak to me again or I would call the police, then I recommended the internet for local therapists and blocked him.

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It's pretty funny that the only guy who legit likes these books will post the least about them.

Re-reads the books 10+ times, cannot engage with anyone asking genuine questions about the flaws of the book, proudly proclaims that they will re-read the books again rather then read something new to prove a point.

Pretty sure that's Rothfuss' core audience. I enjoyed the books when reading them, thought there might be something good about them (but wow did Wise Man's Fear bring up some hosed up things I could not defend), but after reading what other people brought up and discussed came to realize yeah I enjoyed the books as a binge read but only because the books are the lowest common denominator of genre fiction and bring nothing new or unique to the concept other then a fault-less hero and terrible characterization of women from an ardent, self proclaimed feminist.

It's one thing to read a book absent of the opinions and views of its author. Sure tons of famous fantasy/SF authors turned out to be horrible human beings, but it's not like Marion Zimmer Bradley wrote into her books how it was okay to sanction and participate in the abuse of children or Orson Scott Card wrote a bunch of stuff about brutalizing and killing gay people, so you could still enjoy the core content of what they wrote without being fed their own personal hosed up life ideas.

Rothfuss however has gone all in on his feminism ideology so once you know that and read his books its more like holy gently caress you are writing and constructing these characters to completely agree with your half formed ideas about women but in reality its toxic as gently caress and should not be endorsed or celebrated. Having a borderline escort as the main love interest is fine except Kvothe is always a hair away from calling her a whore for not truly appreciating his skills and the time he puts in to her.

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