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In 2018 I have to imagine there's some startup with an app that gives you a virtual fax number from which you can send and receive faxes without investing any space and/or effort in actually wasting cubic inches of precious oxygen on a fax machine in TYOOL 2018.

It's probably one of those things the big manufacturing companies watch out for and send large men with baseball bats to deter development. Unless they want to be kickstarting for their medical bills .

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In TYOOL 2018, Office 365 still requires passwords of 8 or more characters with capitals, numbers and symbols. Had to come up with something fast for my new account but my password "gently caress You Micro$haft" did not work because it could not have spaces!

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I believe o365 does, by default, not allow spaces.

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It's probably one of those things the big manufacturing companies watch out for and send large men with baseball bats to deter development. Unless they want to be kickstarting for their medical bills .

If it exists, HP or Cisco will buy it and ruin it.

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I wonder what sort of diagnostic accuracy they were expecting to get via fax

Even a pristine grayscale printout is next to useless for that; I didn't even want to think about what a fax would look like.

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So, for once I have a non poo poo boss! It's time to grow and Storytime!

I'm actually happy about this, because this is the last conversation I had via email with my previous boss, who was thankfully deservedly canned. I ordered a $20 box of screws, and our receivables folks said they'd approve it and get my manager to approve it.

: "anus, what's this?" (forwards copy of approval request, CC's purchasing)
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me: "It's an order for a box of screws for network equipment"?
"can you please give me a better explanation?"
"It's a box of screws for network equipment because sometimes things are unboxed and deployed, and we end up needing screws to mount it".
Meanwhile, purchasing tells me they'd never seen ex-boss do something like that before.


Oh, and a more recent short one - verbatim, not involving a boss.
"We want to poll the core switch" (for a bunch of data and we have a monitoring suite already)
Me: "you should probably get a change control for that"
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Oh, and a more recent short one - verbatim, not involving a boss.
"We want to poll the core switch" (for a bunch of data and we have a monitoring suite already)
Me: "you should probably get a change control for that"
"What's a change control?"
Sounds like my current workplace. Apparently there is a change control process, but you just have to get lucky and hope a ticket to another group triggers someone who knows the Secret Password of Change Control. It's like a shadowy cult and I literally have no idea who has access or who sits on it. This stands in contrast to my last job, where we had a standing weekly meeting and everyone knew who the representatives from each group were.

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Two outages are in right now. An internal server preventing people from logging into databases, preventing reports from being ran, and an actual honest to god customer outage impacting a few thousand people.

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Is it the one involving the toilet paper or the coffee machine? Or is it the CEO's kids pet (insert computer here)

No tickets submitted, of course.

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(From what you're saying its the internal server instead of the paying customer, right?)

of course

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Two outages are in right now. An internal server preventing people from logging into databases, preventing reports from being ran, and an actual honest to god customer outage impacting a few thousand people.

One guess as to which one management thinks is more critical lol

Trick question. Facebook was down earlier.

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I just want to know how the logistics works of wiring a couple hundred drops and getting them to fall into the patch panels in a way that means the numbers are in the same order as the drops are out on the floor.

You don't, cos Facilities can decide at any time that they want to physically move desks around every 9 months with little warning and you never have time to keep your stupid map updated. *grumble*

But for real, I just gave up and rely on 802.1x/MAB with dynamic VLAN assignment. All the switch ports are configured identically. If I need to figure out where a drop terminates, i just tail the switch logs and plugcycle the jack:

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Holy christ. I've had a ticket open for almost a month for a server that keeps running out of space. The customer doesn't want to just add additional space because they see that as a temporary measure. Instead, they want to have meetings about how to reconfigure the app that is eating up all the space! Great! Meeting gets pushed back again and again, no decision gets made, I suggest again that they just add some extra space for now. They don't.

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Holy christ. I've had a ticket open for almost a month for a server that keeps running out of space. The customer doesn't want to just add additional space because they see that as a temporary measure. Instead, they want to have meetings about how to reconfigure the app that is eating up all the space! Great! Meeting gets pushed back again and again, no decision gets made, I suggest again that they just add some extra space for now. They don't.

It's the day before Thanksgiving and guess what's happened?



I am currently fighting the same battle and it's just as stupid, except it's my own company blocking it and it's not like we don't have a fuckton of extra storage (seriously we have like 20TB unused...). The other difference here is that it's literally not a temp measure, we added additional stuff that is eating more space, if we added more storage to the VM it would be over.

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Another ticket came in from this client who kept reporting the same kind of issue for what seems like a year: they have a voicemail module they call in to to set who is on-call for the night, and it supposedly doesn’t work half the time for one of the options. They call in, hear a menu that says “press 1 to put Alice on call, press 2 to set Bob on call, press 3 to set Carol on call” etc with like six options. You press 2, you hear a recording say “Bob is now on call” and then it disconnects, and now when you call the after-hours line it should forward to Bob’s cell phone.

They kept reporting intermittent issues with this system and we’ve double-checked and tested the programming a bunch of times and it always seemed to be set up just fine when we tried it.

I finally figured out the actual problem today and it’s super dumb.

The way it set up in Voicemail Pro, the “X is now on call” recording is actually the prompt on the node that does the variable change.

If you hang up before a prompt is done playing, VMPro doesn’t actually do the associated action.

One of the “x is now on call” recordings had like 4 seconds of silence at the end of it.

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I assume the one with all the silence at the end is the one that discovered the bug and re-recorded their prompt to include it.

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This place is always penny wise and pound foolish.

Frantic discussion between head of IT and some execs about what to do about the sales team member who is constantly blowing the 2gb limit on her company phone scrolling Facebook. It's expensive, but she's important enough that IT can't just cap her data or shitlist Facebook to solve the problem. This has been ongoing for a few months, with her department eating multiple hundreds of dollars in data every time it happens. Total cost to the company has now reached 4 digits so it's an actual problem. General consensus is they're going to try and convince her to ease up on the data. Like multiple division head level people are going to take time out of a day to give her some sort of come to Jesus discussion on the topic.

I know for a fact head of IT doesn't even like this person and finds her to be tremendously obnoxious but everyone adores her because she Makes Sales. But IT suggests "well six months ago the owner publicly congratulated her for breaking $7 million in sales this year alone, and a lot of her networking that makes that poo poo happen goes through Facebook, so maybe we should just pay a third of that amount for her to have unlimited data to blow on Facebook and never waste our time thinking about it again?"

But that costs like a hundred dollars a month or some poo poo!! Never mind that if she never makes a sale again after today and you pay for her data for life and she lives to be 117 you'll still be ahead by around $6,930,000. Spend the relative pittance to make a problem with one of your prime profit generators go away literally forever and spend your time thinking about real problems. (Lol no they're going to make it the c-levels' problem tomorrow)

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This place is always penny wise and pound foolish.

Frantic discussion between head of IT and some execs about what to do about the sales team member who is constantly blowing the 2gb limit on her company phone scrolling Facebook. It's expensive, but she's important enough that IT can't just cap her data or shitlist Facebook to solve the problem. This has been ongoing for a few months, with her department eating multiple hundreds of dollars in data every time it happens. Total cost to the company has now reached 4 digits so it's an actual problem. General consensus is they're going to try and convince her to ease up on the data. Like multiple division head level people are going to take time out of a day to give her some sort of come to Jesus discussion on the topic.

I know for a fact head of IT doesn't even like this person and finds her to be tremendously obnoxious but everyone adores her because she Makes Sales. But IT suggests "well six months ago the owner publicly congratulated her for breaking $7 million in sales this year alone, and a lot of her networking that makes that poo poo happen goes through Facebook, so maybe we should just pay a third of that amount for her to have unlimited data to blow on Facebook and never waste our time thinking about it again?"

But that costs like a hundred dollars a month or some poo poo!! Never mind that if she never makes a sale again after today and you pay for her data for life and she lives to be 117 you'll still be ahead by around $6,930,000. Spend the relative pittance to make a problem with one of your prime profit generators go away literally forever and spend your time thinking about real problems. (Lol no they're going to make it the c-levels' problem tomorrow)

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Tell her to pay for it herself and then bill the company

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Idk how it is over there but here you can get corporate plans where all the data is piled on a single heap. So the few heavy users are compensated by the majority of light users.

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I have a 2GB plan and I've managed to not hit my data limit once, even with spending three days over at Road America for a race. It's exactly what spog thinks.

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I have 10 GB on my plan and I rarely hit half of that.

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We're not?

The last couple years I’ve been happier with Comcast’s monopoly around here just because it means I can go most places and connect to the public WiFi to browse whatever I want with reasonable speed. And it leaves all of my data plan for use everywhere else.

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I have a 30GB plan (it’s meant to be 20GB but for some reason it showed up differently) and I maybe use 4GB each month. My ISP runs a load of public hotspots that you can install a connection profile onto a phone with using an app so it will auto connect without a captive portal, and is secured with a certificate. So you just roam onto it and it works really well.

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I am currently fighting the same battle and it's just as stupid, except it's my own company blocking it and it's not like we don't have a fuckton of extra storage (seriously we have like 20TB unused...). The other difference here is that it's literally not a temp measure, we added additional stuff that is eating more space, if we added more storage to the VM it would be over.

One of the best parts of my new job is being able to fix things like this. SQL server running low on space? Prop it up with an extra 100gb, that's what the SAN is for.

Previous job that was a Change Request, which went to committee once a week, then went to a decision board, then a plan would be submitted, budget drawn and approved, cost centre negotiated, outage window planned (yes even for non outage changes *just in case*), then finally a change could be implemented. Followed by a post mortem, change control completion form, and a follow-up email from the change board manager.

When I left my old job, I had an open change for a certificate renewal. I had opened the change 3 months before expiry. When I left it was a week past expiry and hadn't hit budget yet.

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One of the best parts of my new job is being able to fix things like this. SQL server running low on space? Prop it up with an extra 100gb, that's what the SAN is for.

Previous job that was a Change Request, which went to committee once a week, then went to a decision board, then a plan would be submitted, budget drawn and approved, cost centre negotiated, outage window planned (yes even for non outage changes *just in case*), then finally a change could be implemented. Followed by a post mortem, change control completion form, and a follow-up email from the change board manager.

When I left my old job, I had an open change for a certificate renewal. I had opened the change 3 months before expiry. When I left it was a week past expiry and hadn't hit budget yet.

sounds exactly like my current workplace. Not five minutes ago I just sent off an email to apply for a Zones of Trust "Deviation" allowance which might be the most dramatic way possible to frame a firewall rule.

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One of the best parts of my new job is being able to fix things like this. SQL server running low on space? Prop it up with an extra 100gb, that's what the SAN is for.

Previous job that was a Change Request, which went to committee once a week, then went to a decision board, then a plan would be submitted, budget drawn and approved, cost centre negotiated, outage window planned (yes even for non outage changes *just in case*), then finally a change could be implemented. Followed by a post mortem, change control completion form, and a follow-up email from the change board manager.

When I left my old job, I had an open change for a certificate renewal. I had opened the change 3 months before expiry. When I left it was a week past expiry and hadn't hit budget yet.

I thought our change process was bad but it's not even close to that.

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And then everything suddenly becomes OMG DUE YESTERDAY I DON'T CARE JUST GET IT DONE because audit is coming.

(And everyone circumvents all the change control processes to fix/hide audit issues which is exactly what audit is trying to find evidence of in the first place lol)

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