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Please route this request through to the appropriate department.
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See? This is why we need to get rid of our IT. We can overseas it, save money, AND they will know they are a service position to the rest of the company. Let's see if we can turn this into a profit center, instead of an unnecessary drain on the yearly books. I feel we could really synergize our partnership with an overseas helpdesk AND monetize that paradigm shift! Please, do the needful!

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See? This is why we need to get rid of our IT. We can overseas it, save money, AND they will know they are a service position to the rest of the company. Let's see if we can turn this into a profit center, instead of an unnecessary drain on the yearly books. I feel we could really synergize our partnership with an overseas helpdesk AND monetize that paradigm shift! Please, do the needful!

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The way I am reading this, you are now the boss of IT. How about those raises for your team members that you want to keep? I would guess you are in a position to go bat for them now.

If that fails, ask the IT director for a job.

I’ve considered that aspect of it, believe me. In the short term that would be awesome, but in the long term... I saw what happened to the former director. Also, he went to bat for us constantly and was shut down almost every time because that’s the kind of place this is. I’m gunning for Assistant Director; the responsibilities are actually in my wheelhouse and I can advocate for the team way better if I’m not constantly under assault from the other directors with a vendetta against us.

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Heyyyyyyy I’m just going to run some updates to this thread between 8 am and 5 pm tomorrow, thanks. Should be 8 or so hours of total downtime and I’ll also be leaving the office without my phone while I do it.

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A slackchat message came in to the department's "#general" chat with about a hundred people in it, asking "is anyone else having this problem?". "This problem" was a screenshot of our timesheet reporting system's login page saying (paraphrased): "Due to organisational changes and various end of year activities the timesheet reporting system is closed until January 17. Please keep track of your worked time manually until then."

Well, yes, I think a lot of other people are having that problem, friend. We were also all informed before the holidays that this would be happening. I'm getting more and more convinced that writing helpful error messages is completely pointless, because users seem to go out of their way to not read them at all.

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Do you think she's proud of "doing the work of two people", and not saying to her manager "hey how about a raise since I'm apparently worth twice as much now".

You absolutely know this is the case. "I'm saving this company single handedly! I'm so important! It's worth the daily stress every morning when I'm panicking over breakfast because this business and everybody else depends on me!"

If they're lucky they'll connect the dots and realize their extra work puts money in their bosses pockets while they get a hearty pat on the back before they collapse of heart failure at the family picnic.

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I know mine did, at least - got laid off in June, signed an offer letter last week for a job that starts 1/2. 50% raise from the place that laid me off.
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A critical application for the call center broke.

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Came in to 238 emails (I've been out since the 22nd), literally nothing from the COO about how he is going to replace IT's missing management. He's known about this, and has been in this office, since the 26th.
I checked our payment processing system and I still only have authority over the 5 support guys & sysadmins. It still says I report to my old manager.



edit: i should have expected this tbh

COO posted:

A search for [Former Director]'s successor is underway. In the interim, I will be the Acting Director of IT. As such, you may route matters to my attention. Thank you.


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Came in to 238 emails (I've been out since the 22nd), literally nothing from the COO about how he is going to replace IT's missing management. He's known about this, and has been in this office, since the 26th.
I checked our payment processing system and I still only have authority over the 5 support guys & sysadmins. It still says I report to my old manager.



It was the week-ish of Christmas and New Year's. I've never had a company that got free cartoon animated porn anything worthwhile done in that time.

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It was the week-ish of Christmas and New Year's. I've never had a company that got free masturbation sex videos anything worthwhile done in that time.

Maybe you're right, but maybe everyone was out on vacation, or at least enough of them to make handling something like that impossible.

Anywhere else and you'd be right, but the COO isn't one to let people being on vacation get in his way, plus everyone who would have made any decisions was in last week. I'm 99% sure the only reason the COO sent us the email in my edit above is because we asked HR what the gently caress was going on.

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By the way, the thread is updating really slow. I had it open all weekend and when I came back in after the holiday break it was still only at one page. What gives?!?

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Oh man how did I not see that coming. "I'm now doing the job of two people in addition to my own aka I'm not going to do it at all but technically the role is filled" is absolutely a COO move.

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I used to read the old thread and not have much to contribute since I didn't really get tickets all that often. Before my current job I was at a help desk so there was a lot but that was before I found the thread, now I'm in development so it was either nil or something like "this client doesn't know how to make a file".

The company got big enough that we decided to get a Product department, so now I have more tickets than are necessary, and about 4~6 times as many meetings. Like I can see the value of breaking up an issue into discrete problems, but the issue won't actually be solved or even testable until all three tickets are done. Granted in the recent example of this one ticket was just the general issue anyway.

Also I know this shouldn't bother me as much as it did but I had some tickets a bit ago that they titled as FTP issues, when the actual problem was we had a new client that wouldn't rename files to match our naming scheme for a custom file processor, and we receive files via ftp. So for a few months I kept getting asked about ftp issues and then even thanked for my work when we received a test file via ftp when I hadn't done anything. I'd like to note that the reason this took so long to resolve is because I had other assignments and the fact they wouldn't rename a file so that we knew what format it was in, instead of "Report [date].doc", caused my boss to mark this as low priority, that plus communication with them was sorta slow, and initially when the problem was discovered they insulted our dev team while talking to our sales guy, so that didn't help.

Unrelated to all that, I've been getting a decent number of tickets where someone has been nesting quotes when they shouldn't, and some others that were CNRs where someone internally was doing something users can't do anyway. "Stop doing that" hasn't been a well received response so far.

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My friend two days ago passed away from Leukemia, and it put things into perspective for me. Life is too short for this kind of bullshit, and my skills allow me to work from basically anywhere. Life is too short to work more than 40 hours a week for a company. I am never doing it again. My family and friends are more important than my career.

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