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May 2, 2017

In four years I'll hopefully be employed somewhere I don't hate and no longer be consigned to the realm wherein sketchy headhunters try to recruit me for lovely jobs.

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If I could get reliable high speed internet, I'd become a remote-working, mountain-man hermit so fast your head would spin.

Also, a user let me know this thread is a bit slow - did we deploy to the cloud as planned or did someone talk the team into self-hosting again?

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Inkjets are the absolute worst. For most people, who don't print a lot, a simple B&W laserjet will last them ages before the starting toner cartridge gets low.

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I've told my parents that I will only help them with printer problems so long as they don't buy cheap poo poo inkjet MFPs. It's kept them in line, they have a Brother multifunction that Just Works™.

I did the same and convinced my parents to ditch both of their old, janky inkjet MFPs for a single Brother laserjet MFP hooked up to the network.

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It's "hilariously complex electromechanical device" meets "make as cheap as possible". Fast, good, cheap...pick 0.5 of those 3 for printers.

That said, for home, the Brother lasers are kick-rear end. I have one of those and a HP LaserJet 4100 that's stopped working with Windows 10 now.

Brother lasers are the only brand I'd actually recommend to anyone.

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^^You might have been using a postscript driver, when you needed PCL. Or maybe the other way around. I think...

I used to do the same, but pretty much all the Brothers I bought at my previous job turned out to be utter garbage. The HL-L5470's and HL-L6200's will consume their fusers within 3000-5000 prints.I went back to buying HPs.

Also, my dude, what the sexy nude korean girls hell is in your avatar?

I honestly have no idea, I made some nerd mad in the EVE thread calling out his lame-rear end catchphrase (see: redtext) and he subsequently raged so hard he ate a probation, then bought the redtext + avatar. I assume it was an attempt to make me rage out but I made him spend money so joy of sex videos I won.

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Nthing the Brother Laserjet supremacy. Got tired of the cheap inkshit printers that I only used once a year or so for whatever luddite that doesn't take a scanned email always needing replacement ink or just having spontaneously shat themselves from disuse.

Inkjets are basically designed so that if you don't use them mom son sex clip constantly the ink dries up and lol whoops gotta buy more ink at $50 in each color haha you just spent more on ink than you did on the print.

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Those of you with Dell laptops, ever seen an issue where the trackpad/mouse freezes every 5 seconds for a second or two constantly? Working on a laptop with that issue and I can't figure it out. Tried a new hard drive, formatted. In Windows 10.

hardcore sex big boobs! The TL;DR is the Windows PTP drivers are poo poo and every time you touch the pad, they wait for you to make a gesture. You can replace them with the Synaptics drivers and the problem disappears.

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at a certain point I don't understand why enterprises don't use password managers.

The one we use in my company is literally free aghhhhhh

E: I know that the answer is "lol government IT" but still

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The answer is "It's too complicated I can't learn all of this computer stuff!"

It's 40% each of these and 20% not trusting anything that hasn't been summarily folded, spindled, and mutilated to fit their security requirements. It's like the (short-lived) attempt I made to put all documentation for a gov't program in CA onto an internal limited-access wiki which was shut down with a "MS Word docs in Sharepoint is good enough".

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You poor bastard. I feel for you, that's a gigantic barrel of poo poo that your boss and coworkers seem determined to cram you into. I'm not sure if I recall correctly but saying "gently caress this, " isn't an option for you either?

E: Reading rest of thread, yeah, poo poo - I understand not wanting to move away for the sake of your kids but on the other hand it doesn't do them much good if you lose your poo poo or, god forbid, off yourself. Throw your boss under the bus as needed. Make sure you send him an email itemizing the poo poo you have on your plate and the number of hours each takes, just for CYA purposes and as potential fodder for a hostile workplace suit. Stuff like that is going to save your rear end here, even if your boss ignores it. You'll be able to point to it as proof you were being mistreated and hosed with.

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A network outage came in.

Our server room was basically an oven after the AC went out. I spent the whole morning attempting to get some sort of ventilation going with box fans while attempting to bring everything back up.

Also, almost all students are having issues with the web filter because they're all trying to use VPNs to circumvent the loving thing. Once the VPNs are gone, everything works like magic. loving interesting, that.

Do you have any form of logging to prove that? If so - write that poo poo up and send it to directorman every single time students bitch about their poo poo not working. Prove it's not you, it's them, and if they'd stop loving with things they don't understand everything would be fine.

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I just found out that despite the recent budget cuts we have received, director sought a pay increase from the state. This request was denied and suddenly he's all about combining, cutting, and downgrading positions.


Gee, that's awful convenient.

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gonna e/n for a second here but honestly my biggest obstacle is job rejection fatigue.

Maybe I suck at interviews, perhaps I'm just a lovely human being and don't realize it, but I'm just tired of being rejected all the time. Every interview I've had for the past 2 years ended up in a rejection, even the ones that I didn't really want that much. I'm stuck in that catch 22 of needing experience to get a job that will get me the experience.

I know this feel. It's a familiar feel. It sucks.

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Core 2 Quad and 8Gb here. Works well enough, and I can play Overwatch and Destiny 2 quite playably...

C2Qs are still solid workhorses. C2Ds...not so much.

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Season 2 gets super huge tits porn hilariously terrible, because you can always see the exact moment in each episode they write themselves into a corner and contrive bullshit for a solution.

Writing themselves into a corner with technology and contriving bullshit solutions is why I stopped watching NCIS. I don't remember the exact episode but it was egregiously bad.

E: gently caress everything ever about Big Bang Theory and its stupid goddamn spinoff. Sheldon is a loving prick and his "friends" are all shitheads.

Mr. Robot is goddamn amazing though and actually has naked young looking girls real hacking aka Elliot being a sneaky fucker and socially engineering his way into Iron Mountain to hook up a RAT.

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I'm trying my best. I got my resume out there, my linkedin fully updated and all that jazz. I am hoping to YOTJ, but right now there is a lot of help desk jobs that people would rather fill. There is some system engineer positions open at Amazon I could apply to. I think as long as I am not a warehouse worker I might not be worked to death?

As long as you're not an actual warehouse grunt you'll probably be fine. Doing tech support angelina jolies sex scenes for the warehouse grunts probably isn't great either, but at least you're not one of those poor fuckers.

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I'm TRYING. I've sent off a ton of applications to various places, but haven't heard back from anywhere yet.

Morale is low.

Alcohol intake is rising.

I believe you. Hang in there but leave if you have to. Your sanity > dickhead boss.

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Reminds me of my field ops guy who pulled the wrong hard drive out of my SAN. You know, the one that I said "pull drive 11, the one at the bottom right corner" and he pulled 10. His response? "Oh, sorry, I heard one time that PC equipment you start counting at 1 instead of 0. Guess I should have asked first." You know, or paris hilton video naked looked at the little loving picture that tells you what each drive number is.

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Are the drives not labeled? That seems like a basic yet vital step to take, there.

Emphasis mine, but I'd say yes, the drives were labeled.

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Larchesdanrew update:

Our PR guy had a nervous breakdown and specifically cites the director as the cause.

After nearly 3 years I have finally completed the card access project.

The Director is about two weeks away from accepting a position as superintendent in another city

He has become unbearable and his most likely replacement is the nicest guy I have ever met.

I have been offered a job as technology director for the engineering school at a college. It pays $20k more than I make here with regular raises and bonuses. Word is that it’s extremely laid back and they have more money than they know how to spend. I’ll also have employees again

Things are shaping up nicely.

Take that job offer and run. New bossman might be nice, but for $20k more and not being the sole man upon which rely all things is nothing to sneeze at.

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Let's be real: the best plan, the one that would effect the most change by a mile, would be "fire this abusive illiterate shitstain of a director and get a professional in here."

isn't that the same director who is supposed to have an incoming promotion?

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My home computer, but its a head scratcher so wtf.

Home built machine
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Windows 10

SATA port 1: 850 Pro 250GB
SATA port 2: random 1TB spinner
m.2: Brand new WD Black 250GB

Computer works fine on the existing OS (850 pro). I unplugged both existing drives, plugged in the new m.2, booted off USB and installed windows 10, exactly like normal.

Load back to the installer.
ok, its booting the flash drive again.
Unplug flash drive, reboot.
Loads to the loving UEFI.
Select and tell it to boot the m.2. Runs through POST, loads the UEFI again.
Select and tell it to boot the m.2. Runs through POST, loads the UEFI again.
umm, wtf?
Plug old drives back in, loads old copy of windows fine.

WTF am I missing? The flash was UEFI and it showed UEFI in the boot option when I selected it. Secure boot is on, but with a fresh install and no other drives involved it should boot to the new OS, right? The goal here is to load the old SSD with linux, but continue using it until the new copy of windows is up to speed.

Z97 is the first set of boards with support for NVMe M.2 so it's possible your BIOS is out of date and/or somehow doesn't quite support NVMe. I don't think you can expect rock-solid NVMe support until Z...270? Whatever the next set of Z-series chipsets were after Z97.

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So, on the advice of neogeo, posting here. I'm currently looking for work in IT, but at 26 haven't had much luck even with some (~2 years) of helldesk experience. I'm currently going to school for an AS in Systems Administration, but have no certs yet because I have basically no money with which to pay for the test. I can only afford school because of Pell Grants. Hell, I don't even know dulce maria naked pictures which certs I should go for.

I feel like I'm on the edge of being a goon in a well - despite being willing to learn and work my way up, I can't even get my foot in the loving door.

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So, on the advice of neogeo, posting here. I'm currently looking for work in IT, but at 26 haven't had much luck even with some (~2 years) of helldesk experience. I'm currently going to school for an AS in Systems Administration, but have no certs yet because I have basically no money with which to pay for the test. I can only afford school because of Pell Grants. Hell, I don't even know say during text sex which certs I should go for.

I feel like I'm on the edge of being a goon in a well - despite being willing to learn and work my way up, I can't even get my foot in the loving door.

I should elaborate that I'm looking more for general directional advice than specific career advice. How the gently caress do you get HR flacks to do more than toss your resume unread, for example?

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I feel like it came from here, but somebody said applying for jobs is just as much luck as it is actually fitting the role they are looking for. Sort of like online dating. You sent out a bunch of resumes just hoping some of them stick so you can go meet them and see what they're all about.

That probably ruined the whole delivery, but basically keep your head up. There's gotta be something out there you can sink your teeth into; though we do have a few people who live in pretty dry markets.

Keeping my head up is hard as gently caress. Going into year 2 of being unemployed save for a short stint at the local TRU during the holiday crush, nothing else otherwise. Probably part of why I'm getting ignored?

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Honestly it's not been a major problem in my life, though I assume that's not because I'm some special supercoder.

I'm in a pretty good sellers' market right now and getting a new job (assuming I don't go back to an old client) looks something like this:
1. Approx 2-4 weeks of combing every job aggregator every day and applying to every job that looks decent, maybe 30 total
2. Of those 30 I have an introductory chat with maybe 15, mostly worthless agency recruiters
3. Of those 15 I interview with 6 or 7.
4. Of those 6 or 7 I'll get 4 offers, reject 2 because of red flags in and around the interview, and pick between the last 2.

Wow, you get offers interviews the time of day from HR? Teach me your secrets!

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It depends on area, but here knowing somebody seems to be the only way to get an interview if you aren't a walking tech deity willing to work for half the going rate.

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Keywords. A lot of early HR filtering is done automatically, so edit your resume so that your phrasing includes the keywords you're reading from the spec. Don't lie, just make sure you#re matching how you talk about your history to the history they want. I have heard of people including the entire job spec in white text at the end to try game this, but I have no idea how well that'd work and if you get rumbled it won't look good.

Then poo poo out all the applications you can and get lucky

I have tried doing keyword jiggery and it seems to do about as much as as not bothering so far. I have a base resume I edit for specific stuff and it gets a keyword hit from sketchy headhunter firms every so often.

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I have solaris experience, Linux(RHEL family and, to a lesser degree, debian family and SUSE), and when placed in front of an AIX aptitude test was able to score the highest the recruiter had ever seen despite never having worked with it.

If you know one UNIX, the rest seem to be pretty easy since the basic concepts are the same.

Barring any fucky syntax changes (I'm looking at you, HPux!)

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How is everyone else's monday going?

Part 1: Here are these 30+ different forms and policies you need to read and sign by EoD.

Part 2: OK, now sit through the mandatory harassment, workplace violence, defensive driving, and infosec training courses each lasting two hours.

Bright side is , downside is I'm still gonna be broke as gently caress until the end of the month.

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Do not be afraid to say, “I don’t know. Having said that, do you mind if I take a guess at the answer?”

Do not try to bullshit your way through an answer. The interviewer will pick up on it and you are done. Instead show that you are confident in yourself enough to admit to ignorance and show character and enthusiasm by taking a swing at it anyway.

This is good advice for any interview and I think may have been the deciding factor for me at new workplace. I knew what my interview questions were as well and had time to prepare answers, and admitted ignorance/unfamiliarity/inexperience as appropriate.

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A ticket came in at my new job. I'm tasked with applying AV, Java, and Windows updates to our on-hand stock of loaner laptops. This is fine, it's something to accomplish through the day alongside handling uninteresting tickets.

It doesn't get interesting until the fifth of six - instead of POSTing, then prompting me for a drive encryption password, I'm greeted with a black screen, the CapsLock and NumLock lights flashing repetitively, and the fans at max. Okay. Google symptoms, appears to be a mild case of "the BIOS is hosed."

I start working on attempting to repair the BIOS. Method one - booting the machine with a button combo held down to jump into recovery mode for the BIOS - doesn't work. So on to method 2 - grab the serial number to get files from the manufacturer to make a flash drive that might let me repair the BIOS. Serial number's not on the bottom of the laptop, so might be inside.

I pop it open and...wait a moment. The RAM is missing. So is the HDD. The gently caress?

Check the ticketing system. Only two records for this machine - one from 2017 and another from 2016, in both cases the machine was being handed out as a loaner machine.

It's time to talk to asset management. The machine's apparently still listed as active in the management database - that is, we haven't decommissioned it. So, sometime between when the last user returned it and today, the HDD and RAM walked off and this was never recorded anywhere. The machine's not in AD, nor in the AV management server, so we have no idea when it was last used.

There's no conclusion to this yet. It's a mystery - who would bother stealing the HDD and RAM of a base model Probook 6560b? If it wasn't stolen, what happened to the HDD and RAM?

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Have you considered that the last person to borrow it took the parts? Some places don't always make sure the equipment is alive when taking stuff back (ask me about the time a MacBook return actually contained a very old MacBook that didn't work meticulously wrapped in the cellophane). Cash of course, back before BBY required ID for all returns, so the store just had to eat it.

It's entirely possible! Winkling that out isn't my job, though - I don't have the tools or experience to do so.

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In this situation, pulling the CMOS/RTC battery should be in your troubleshooting repertoire. That forces the BIOS settings back to factory and might get it POSTing again. I did that last week for a machine with severely corrupt UEFI settings, I couldn't get into BIOS to reset them manually, so brute force to the rescue again !

However, the first thing you do when you see a regular pattern of blinking lights on a machine that won't POST is to look up the manufacturer's blink codes. For example, an HP with missing or bad RAM would be flashing the power button and the caps lock light three times, pausing, then repeating. One blink is the CPU, saw that Monday in a coffee spill case.

It certainly is, and was going to be my next port of call if the BIOS recovery drive didn't work. However, "mysteriously missing hardware" is a bigger problem than a turbofucked BIOS.

I'll have to hunt up a list of HP blink codes - we're an entirely HP shop (don't ask me why, I have no clue) so it's probably handy reference material.

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100% HP isn’t bad. It’s good to standardize.

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It was probably blinking because it didn't have any RAM. Pop some DIMMs in there and I bet it takes you right to the 'no bootable device' screen.

Sounds as likely as anything else. We don't have spare DIMMs to throw in there and while fixing a hosed BIOS is within my job description, caring about why/how parts mysteriously disappeared is not. That is why the case of the missing parts is Asset Management's problem now, instead of mine.

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Yeah, it's a 2011 model. E-waste it.

Exactly. I wager that once the AM guys figure out where the gently caress the HDD/RAM free vampire sex stories went, we'll E-waste it. We don't have parts on hand to replace the missing poo poo and we're not so ungodly strapped for money that we celebrities sex videos online have to keep this old hardware running.

We have a stack of 6550bs that, since there is no patch for Spectre/Meltdown for them and they are vulnerable, are going to get similarly decommissioned and recycled.

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Hand it off to your boss or security officer maybe? It has become 'a security issue" what with potential company or personal info.

Already handed off to the people whose job it is to look into these things - AKA, not me!

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An email came in asking if a ticket had been created to deal with this user's request. Knowing that the ticketing system sends an email to the user when a ticket is created, I dutifully check to make sure the ball was not dropped.

I discover a ticket was, in fact, made, and email the user stating so as well as advising the ticketing system sends them an email with the ticket number and topic when the ticket is created. For tickets created via email, the topic is huge cock tube porn always the subject line of the email the user sent in.

The user responds that it takes too much time to look in their inbox for the incoming ticket notification and read it.

Never before have I more desired the invention of Smack Over IP than this moment. I advise the user idiot it's probably less time consuming to look for the ticket creation email in his inbox than to email the service desk asking if a ticket was made and wait for us to search the ticketing system, then reply.

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Not just xboxes; dealing with ~*~minecraft server admins~*~ at $OLD_JOB made me hate the game so much by association that I still can't play it without getting mad.

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Why do ISPs deprioritize/block ICMP? Security concerns?

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gently caress inkjets. Why? I'll tell you why.

I installed a printer a couple weeks ago, it's an inkjet but it's okay because it gets used often enough to probably not die of ~~clogged nozzles~~. Today, one of the users emails service desk for help. It's "printing funny".

I go down and run a quick test page off, nothing seems amiss. I take a look at the printout which is noted as an issue. This printout is a copy of a check, and it takes a moment to figure out WTF is even wrong. The check is in the lower 1/3rd of the page, and about 2" in from the right edge is where the check amount sits. Any amount that is 1,000 or more prints out as "100 .00", whereas amounts less than that print out fine.

So, okay, weird, but I can at least try to figure out why. I run some of the basic diagnostic poo poo which are my only tools because inkjet. Issue persists.

I make a test file in both DOCX and PDF with the lower third of the page a solid black box. Prints with no issues.

I check the PDFs scanned in today, there's no white space inserted in them where the ones place in the check amount should be. I print a couple scanned PDFs and test file to another printer, no issues.

Every user who prints this specific scanned PDF layout for amounts with 4 or more digits preceding the decimal point has the ones place whited out. Any other document, of any format, from any of the five users who have the printer added to their machine, prints fine.

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gently caress inkjets, though. The only valid way of dealing with them is a shotgun, a sledgehammer, and retirement with prejudice. And a replacement which is at least a laserjet.

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This feels like a PS/PCL meets drivers issue.

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