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It's probably just children. My toddler thinks everything that looks like a play icon ( ▶) means he can tap it and start a movie. Tablet, phone, TV, newspaper, magazines... tap tap tap tap

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You guys should watch real cheating sex videos. There's 3 or 4 seasons on Netflix and it's the ultimate relaxing tech bullshit show. Most episodes are just your average detective show but sometimes they ramp up the action to ridiculous heights. Like in the pilot where they fix a low-flying airplane from a speeding Lambo, or somewhere in season 2 where they fix a NASA rocket literal seconds before it takes off. Good stuff.

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Mr. Robot isn't on Netflix. And yeah the guy Scorpion is based on lied about everything of course, and Paige's role of 'translating for the awkward super geniuses' is dumb - but it seems to be less and less like that in S2. She mostly seems a normal member of the team except that all the others come up with the actual ideas (mostly). I have to admit that her relationship with Walter seems extremely forced.

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It's a Guinness Blonde Lager. It's ...not great.

Try Guiness Red. It's been a while since I've had it but I remember it being better than the 2 slices of stale bread that standard Guiness is.

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We have to change all of our students’ passwords on our LMS since they're instituting more stringent password requirements. This would be fine except that there is no way to bulk upload a password list. Time to spend all day changing each one individually.

Just expire the lot and force the students change them on the next login.

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There's two bitcoin dudes who play PUBG on my dev team too, but we mostly make fun of them because lol bitcoin. Same at my previous job.

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Hah, that reminds me of an issue i had recently where I had an "active connection" but the connection was maxing out at 20kbps

I remember when I was in university and somehow 'supported' my entire building (~300 students) and had a slow connection in my own room. With all that admin access to the network infrastructure, I escalated it about 4 times to higher and higher IT tech gurus trying to find the source of the problelm, before it occurred to me that it might be my own machine. After I rebooted it everything worked fine.

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Good luck with the baby, mature porn star directory nerdrock! Sounds like you have a rocky ( ) period ahead. I can only relate a tiny bit since my daughter didn't breathe for 30 minutes after birth, but those 30 minutes were the longest of my entire life.

Content: our 1.5 sysadmin (one is basically both dev and sysadmin, the other full-time sysadmin) are massively overwhelmed, do you guys have any tips on tasks I could help them with? I'm a dev but massively interested in infosec, system adminstration sounds very interesting but also very technical in places.

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Maybe the registry hives? Assuming Windows.

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That was just the Dublin office, because we have some protections in law. If you were over in the USA though... porn hip hop video.

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Same here, though I was impressed that WinME came with System Restore.

My own problems with WinME was actually centered around this. For some reason, System Restore was oblivious to the 'how much of the drive can I use to back poo poo up' setting, and kept filling up the drive with 'backups' of 'important' files. By the time I hit 0 bytes free, there were literally hundreds of thousands of files in some trash folder I couldn't delete. I tried deleting it from a DOS prompt (because Explorer choked on so many files) but even after hours of waiting, it wasn't even close to done yet.

This was the only time I abandoned a Windows OS by downgrading back to the previous version.

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Our CEO forwarded this cool spam to me.

"[bullshit technobabble], give me bitcoin, don't reply because I won't read it"

Sounds like the problem solved itself?

Comedy option: reply asking what bitcoin is. Repeatedly.

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Software engineers are some of the most computer illiterate people on the planet.

I'd always assumed all devs messed around with computers in their free time, but yeah this is probably true. I used to work with some dude who told me that, outside of work, old fart fucks teen he never used computers for fun. At all. He even preferred to not use them, period.

He also wrote fairly shoddy code in frameworks that everybody hated except him, but that's besides the point.

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Programmers are very, very much not designers. They can make functional user interfaces, but not good ones.

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It is when you can call a supervisor over to type the password in every time you need it.



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My new minion, folks...

Reminds me of that useless stupid shortcut to switch keyboard layouts. Just installed Win10 on my home laptop and of course I hit Ctrl-Shift or Win-Space or whatever at some point, only to find out when I try to type an email address and the @ button gives me " instead. gently caress you, just give me the correct keyboard layout and gently caress off!

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One of the things that really annoy me about Excel is that their formula language is different for different language versions of the software

So in English you'd do ISNUMBER and in dutch it's ISGETAL, SUM is SOM, AVERAGE is GEMIDDELDE.

It's infuriating

Thank god I don't deal with Excel on a regular basis and don't have to deal with end users.

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I used to work at a place that did... 18+ things online. Something like this always, ALWAYS meant that a user had uploaded kiddy porn onto one of our websites.

I'm about 80% 'happy to not work there anymore' since apart from the subject matter and grey legal area we were in, it was a really cool and fun work environment.

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You all have that much data? Jeez, I've had 500MB for years until I got fed up just yesterday and phoned my provider. I now have 2GB data, for less money than my old subscription. Also unlimited texting and 120 minutes, even though I literally never text (last time was 2 months ago to my wife, free teen panty videos because I ran out of data) and only use 43 minutes total averaged over the past months, according to phone support lady.

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A ticket came in from my favorite Engineer:

"...Perhaps IT would choose to solve this problem for us once and for all by setting up DHCP snooping and using server-side scripts"

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This is a thing that exists? Oh my god, I wish we would have had that when I did support in uni for 500+ students. What we did whenever a random idiot plugged in his router backwards was have DEFCON 1 EVENT until the lead sysadmin could pin down what outlet it was coming from, then the rest of us would suspend the outlet and pay the resident a visit and a stern lecture.

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