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I'm finding it a chore to get through the Truant sections of House of Leaves. I just want to smack him.

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Yeah it's been said before but bears repeating: read HoL to whatever your bullshit tolerance is. I know plenty of people who skipped all the Truant sections after about the first third of the book, and one guy skipped all the blind guy's sections on a reread, said it was still plenty interesting.

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It just sucks. It's stupid and it sucks. I'm angry that I wasted hours of my life and like $60 reading four volumes of it - all tied up sex four volumes of it - instead of doing anything else

This is my problem with MZD. Past the typographical gimmicks, the stories and storytelling doesn't hold up for me. The Fifty Year Sword is a 100+ page short story that should be maybe 10 pages. It manages a creepy tone throughout, and the setting (party during a snow storm) and storytelling device (strange wanderer from outside comes to the party to tell ghost stories) is fun, but the actual gimmick--color coordinated font to denote which character is speaking--doesn't actually make sense or work. The idea is that 5 separate characters are telling the story simultaneously and we're getting snippets of each one's story...except they all have the same voice, and none of the information contradicts each other or adds different layers of perspective. It sounds like one person telling the story, but the font just keeps changing colors. The book's packaging is very pretty, but it's also expensive. No one should sell a book that can be read in 30 minutes for $30.

It was originally performed live with five actors, each assigned a character's color. I will concede that that could be pretty cool, as the constant shifting voices would be aurally psychedelic, but I haven't seen it, so I may be wrong and that could be lame too.

It's why I'm frustrated that House of Leaves gets recommended so often on here (and Reddit, any horror book recommendation list, Best Books of the Era lists, etc.). It's typographical gimmicks seem to be his most approachable, it's a unique haunted house story (though I don't find non-euclidean geometry that scary), but I think that the effort put forth to read this would be time well spent on a better difficult book.

It's not that I'm against ergodic literature, or typographical literature, but I think MZD's recommended so often because he's the most well-known, not that he's any good.

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Only Revolutions was impossible for me to read. I have pretty severe dyscalculia (number dyslexia) and you have to, what? Read 12 paragraphs a page, then turn the book over and read another 12 paragraphs and then even 12 pages read a page backwards or something? Get tae gently caress!

I do genuinely believe House of Leaves is a good read(mileage may vary, obviously), even without the gimmick layout. If only because I know before it got published for real it was a shared PDF which read straight with no page turning or flicking etc and people still loved it.

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Nothing wrong with just reading the Navidson parts and calling it a day.

I'm leaning that way. My OCD is making me push through, but I think I'm one more sex with the animals hook up with random girl for another Penthouse Letters one night stand away from ditching him.

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Just finished Carmen Maria Machado's asian teen fucking videos Her Body and Other Parties and I feel like it's worth mentioning in this thread. It has some excellent moments, though it's only "horror" in the sense you'd call, say, certain Ray Bradbury stories or We Have Always Lived in the Castle "horror" (I would, in both cases, but it's apparently contentious?)

In any case, a lot of the stories definitely could be called gothic, surreal, or supernatural in nature and touch on some subtle horror elements in a way I haven't encountered before. Not all of the stories are home runs, but there's very few, if any, that are outright duds. Oddly the collection's most compelling story also ends up being its most tedious, imo. "Especially Heinous" is basically a surreal story told through fake synopses of episodes of Law & Order: SVU, and it varies from being brilliant to kind of dumb to sort of overstaying its welcome, but I still feel like it's worth mentioning for doing some really clever things with the format.

For all the fairly successful literary experiments in the book, I actually feel like the strongest story in the collection is also the most outright traditional one, though maybe I should just chalk that up to being my preference. Overall I'd say it's definitely worth a look.

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From what I recall it doesn't get any cringier than Zampano's reader who pulls out the watch sex scandal video oil and anal beads. So if you've survived that I think you can muscle through anything else the book throws at you.

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I didn't mind the Truant parts when I first read HoL, but I was also into Chuck Palahniuk at the time. Once I'm done with The Familiar I'll check back and see how the book holds up.

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I'll check back and see how the book holds up.

I really want to give HoL a re-read now too. Only trouble is the only chance I really get to read is on the bus and the book is loving huuuge.

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I really want to give HoL a re-read now too. Only trouble is the only chance I really get to read is on the bus and the book is loving huuuge.

That's my problem with it. I've taken to reading on a Paperwhite because it's small and self lit so I can read at night without a lamp and keeping the girlfriend awake. Apparently they never did anything to make it ebook friendly.

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That's my problem with it. I've taken to reading on a Paperwhite because it's small and self lit so I can read at night without a lamp and keeping the girlfriend awake. Apparently they never did anything to make it ebook friendly.
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Paul Tremblay's latest book girls opening their pussy The Cabin at the End of the World came out last Tuesday, anybody picked it up yet? I have about three books I need to finish before I get to it, but it'll be the next thing I pick up.

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Anybody read blind sex dates 4 The Devil Crept In? I'm trying to get through it now but having a hard time with it, trying to decide whether I should soldier on or not. I'm about a quarter of the way through the book and it feels like shockingly little has happened, I also have no sense at this point of whether anything supernatural is actually happening in the book. (The latter isn't a complaint, just an observation).

I'm mostly having a hard time because the book exemplifies two of my pet peeves in horror writing, namely a. child protagonists and b. not a single character who isn't fundamentally unlikable or broken. I get why a lot of writers do the latter, surrounding your mildly broken protagonist with a bunch of shitheads makes the protag feel a lot more relatable, but I feel like all it does is make the reader pity that character, rather than root for them or care about them in a way that propels the story along. Not to say it can't be done well, I feel like almost nobody in The Cipher is all that likable, but Koja still makes you relate or connect to most of them despite that (sometimes because of how terrible or dumb they are). But Devil Crept In feels like the writer was really attached to the character of a hosed-up ten year old, but couldn't get readers to relate to him, so she surrounded him with abusive family members and a broken, weak mother character. Sometimes reading it I feel like I do reading work that I'm critiquing for other writers, I just have the overwhelming urge to write "why should I caaaaaaaare" next to every other paragraph.

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Are you talking about Borne? That came out well over a year ago now, he hasn't put out anything since then.

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Are you talking about Borne? That came out well over a year ago now, he hasn't put out anything since then.

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disappearance at devil's rock was also decent with a total stinker of an ending, so

It makes me wonder how his non-horror books are, A Head Full of Ghosts didn't have the strongest ending either, though it was by no means bad. I had kind of blocked out Disappearance's ending, but yeah, it was pretty rough.

Seems like a whole lot of horror authors suck at endings though, I guess it can be tough to tie up spooky stuff in a satisfying way. I just read Kill Creek and it had a nice, solid ending. You could see it coming from a mile away, but the author didn't really try to hide it, so it ended up feeling like the self-fulfilling style super-predictable ending that a lot of horror movies do these days.

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I really like Paul Tremblay's detective books, The Little Sleep and No Sleep Till Wonderland. The main character is a detective with severe narcolepsy, complete with false memories, hallucinations, sleepwalking, falling asleep everywhere, etc. It's dark and kinda disturbing, but not really horror.

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The issue with an ending is ending it in a way that cinch everything, really try to think how many horror novels you have read with an actual decent ending because off the top of my head I can think of like 4

A lot of editors want to have a nice happy ending to a horror novel when more realistically it ends with either no one winning or the MC and supporting cast losing and I feel like for a lot of books that is an issue that keeps coming up. That and a writing getting writers block at the end of the book.

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i dont care whether an ending is happy or miserable as long as it doesn't suck. salem's lot has a (mostly) happy ending which is very good. needful things has a happy ending which is crap.

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i dont care whether an ending is happy or miserable as long as it doesn't suck. salem's lot has a (mostly) happy ending which is very good. needful things has a happy ending which is crap.

Salem's Lot is a pretty solid ending all told. I vaguely remember The Shinging and From a Buick 8 having pretty satisfying endings too, which is weird given King is really the master of the aimless, wet-fart horror novel ending

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i dont care whether an ending is happy or miserable as long as it doesn't suck. salem's lot has a (mostly) happy ending which is very good. needful things has a happy ending which is crap.

Salem's Lot does not have a happy ending. A potentially hopeful ending, yes, but it was previously acknowledged that no matter how good the deed was you need to be a psychopath to kill vampires without it getting to you.

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Not especially. There's the usual steady stream of midlist (or what would be midlist, if such a thing still existed in any meaningful form) horror authors churning out stuff. For example, Bryan Smith has releases out on a pretty regular basis - but you need to be down with Bryan Smith's particular quirks as a writer for that to be considered "good" in most cases.

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A lot of editors want to have a nice happy ending to a horror novel when more realistically it ends with either no one winning or the MC and supporting cast losing and I feel like for a lot of books that is an issue that keeps coming up. That and a writing getting writers block at the end of the book.

I'm not sure what sorts of horror you've been reading, but I find the exact opposite to be true far too often: editors push authors towards bleaker endings because "lol it's horror!" Or the authors themselves feel compelled to make an ending bleaker than it needs to be. At best I'd say most horror stories end somewhat neutrally: the monster or whatever has been vanquished, but at great personal cost for the heroes.

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best sex moves video House of Windows - John Langan: His previous novel and nowhere near as good. It's more of a haunted house / ghost story. If The Fisherman resembles Lovecraft, I'd put this one into the Stephen King category. The actual horror is spread out very thin, among dozens and dozens of paragraphs of stuff that's not really interesting. It's told from the perspective of a young woman, she tells her story to a friend after her husband disappeared under mysterious circumstances. So there is a frame narrative, but it doesn't add anything to the actual story or reading experience; it is actually very irritating because she constantly describes situations in which she was not present, including what other characters thought and felt. She and her husband also have terribly stilted dialogue all the time, they are both literature scholars, but it's too much. Nobody quotes Dickens while having a fight with his wife because there is suddenly a face in the kitchen wall.

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I actually liked this one, it's intentionally ridiculous and kind of disjointed but it's also short and (in my opinion) a fun read. Sort of a weird mix of cosmic horror/Johnny Quest-style adventure serial.

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I’d give Barron’s short story collections a shot before writing him off, X’s For Eyes really isn’t a great starting point or all that great in general.

My when i have sex Cabin at the End of the World trip report: if you liked the previous Tremblay books, I don’t see why this would be much different. The (attn: spoiler, kind of) same element of is-it-real-or-not ambiguity is present once again. A Head Full of Ghosts remains my favorite though.

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